2-Clicker 2-Minute Morning Coffee Summary - WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON EDITION

Day 638, 13:14 • Published in USA USA • by Zheng He

I hope all 2-clickers have noticed that Russia has attacked New Jersey.

The eDoD has asked us to pull out all stops to defend New Jersey.

Buy weapons! 1 Gold buys about 7 Q1 weapons as of this morning.

For us early-morning players, Russia made a tactical blunder that might allow us to fight twice. The battle will be over just after 7:00 AM EDT, which means we can fight today, heal, then get up early tomorrow and fight again.

PS : Somebody asked me what "kamikaze" means. It means you fight until below 40 wellness, then heal, then fight again. You can't heal twice in the same day, so you cannot fight the next day. It takes awhile to recover, but can be a valid tactic for a 20-level+ player with gold to buy wellness packs, but not for us 2-clickers!

PPS : Vote this paper up to 1000 subscribers and I will donate the gold to the eUSA anti-PEACE war effort!