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15 warning signs [updated]

62 Day 423, 23:53 USA
15 warning signs that you play too much eRepublic:

1.In the corner shop you seek q3 bread
2.you report the neighbouring twins at the police for multi-accounting
3.you order q1 ticket from your favourite cheap airline
4.You seek the exchange rate of Gold at the bank
5.In the supermarket you demand to see the stars on the products
6.Watching the neighbour’s wall you estimate how much you could hit it with a q5 weapon
7.When somebody insults you , you hit him with 5/5 supershot and go to the hospital
8.At a job interview you ask pay in days’ rate
9.After mindight you spam Hungarian media with matza (it was the Romanians)
10.You take it seriously that you are a minister of a country.
11. You go to the exam with trivia decoder and you wonder why you got banned.
12. You dream about a war starting and actually get up to check if it has.
13. You wander why the f*** we don't takeover Russia so we get our damn gas.
14. After going home you see that bread is cheaper in the Netherlands, so you go there to buy some.
15. When your neighbour is not at home, you move into his house and when he comes back you demand 200 Gold per month to give back the rooms.

[with contributions form others too]

 
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(DELETED_ACCOUNT)King Amin
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(DELETED_ACCOUNT)King Amin Day 423, 00:00

voted

   
Quicksilver
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Quicksilver Day 423, 00:54

These things do come about regularly

 
Oscaracciato
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Oscaracciato Day 423, 01:02

rotflmao!

 
MaeveTraugott
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MaeveTraugott Day 423, 02:36

I knew it was bad when I started dreaming about this game...

 
Underyx
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Underyx Day 423, 05:09

9 -> LOL ;Đ

 
Lionel Cawood
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Lionel Cawood Day 423, 05:37

ha ha. Nice one!

 
smallwins
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smallwins Day 423, 05:49

voted. First thing I check in the morning, last thing before I go to sleep...

 
Alphamega3's
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Alphamega3's Day 423, 06:19

what so those twins aren't multi-accounting?

 
Justerius
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Justerius Day 423, 06:35

hilarious

 
Joe DaSmoe
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Joe DaSmoe Day 423, 14:58

lol this game is addicting.

 
American Red Cross
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American Red Cross Day 423, 15:59

I couldnt find the Q2 bread at Walmart.Where is it sold?Please tell me.
I am loosing 2 wellness a day at school.

 
HuGeBeAsT
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HuGeBeAsT Day 423, 16:01

Rofl nice one

Voted.

 
Camsgirl64
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Camsgirl64 Day 423, 16:04

Q2 bread at walmart is behind the bakery waaaaaaaaay back in the corner

 
Guns for Bums
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Guns for Bums Day 423, 16:06

Its 3 USD a loaf btw... comes in 7 grains 10 grains honey wheat etc...

 
John Wycliffe
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John Wycliffe Day 423, 17:51

Haha! Voted. Good job.

 
GMoney
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GMoney Day 423, 17:53

15 was great, haha.

 
Boss_Khamzi
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Boss_Khamzi Day 423, 18:20

Fun Rating +3

The second rating this high!!!

WAY TO GO!

 
john woodman
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john woodman Day 423, 19:20

the list was awesome and hilarious. lol.

 
Imperator Maximus
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Imperator Maximus Day 423, 20:50

LOL!

 
Smirnoff Corporation
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Smirnoff Corporation Day 423, 21:10

voted...

 
PrincessMedyPi
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PrincessMedyPi Day 423, 22:51

Lulz! Need MOAR articles like this!

 
NeilP99
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NeilP99 Day 424, 23:57

Very funny, nicely done.

 
Maposaurus
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Maposaurus Day 424, 02:22

Voted ROFL! xD

 
maling
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maling Day 424, 05:41

poted

 
SirDaniel
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SirDaniel Day 424, 07:20

7 lulz

 
Vologeses II
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Vologeses II Day 424, 08:00

ROFL!

 
0asishead
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0asishead Day 424, 09:10

LOL™

 
Ogdensign
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Ogdensign Day 424, 09:13

HAH

 
BRcorp
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BRcorp Day 424, 09:59

Very nice.

 
LLuX
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LLuX Day 424, 10:05

13. lol
ftw ^^

 
romansoldier
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romansoldier Day 424, 10:06

lol good like always quick silver=p

 
Eva Online
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Eva Online Day 424, 10:37

voted

 
LucasPl
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LucasPl Day 424, 10:49

LOLed...ouch,I mean voted.

 
Pier91
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Pier91 Day 424, 10:54

LOLLOLLOL

very funny

 
IndieKid
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IndieKid Day 424, 10:57

voted

 
2imp
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2imp Day 424, 10:58

voted...nice read

 
Jetall
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Jetall Day 424, 11:37

Point 13 - solved

 
Jetall
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Jetall Day 424, 11:55

And 15 soon to be solved.

 
Quicksilver
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Quicksilver Day 424, 12:01

Jetall: IRL signs dammit!

 
Eldarion Sionnodel
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Eldarion Sionnodel Day 424, 12:31

voted.

 
dionysus
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dionysus Day 424, 12:59

wow, you actually mentioned the Netherlands in your list!

 
Maciektg121
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Maciektg121 Day 424, 13:07

Rotfl xd

Voted

 
Graytuna
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Graytuna Day 424, 13:21

14. After going home you see that bread is cheaper in the Netherlands, so you go there to buy some

LOL

voted!

 
KuBu
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KuBu Day 424, 13:41

LOL

V
O
T
E
D

 
Tipsy McStumbles
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Tipsy McStumbles Day 424, 13:51

You left out, "Every time you look at the clock, you convert the real time to 'server time.'"

 
isaacblue72
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isaacblue72 Day 424, 13:53

lol

 
Jamaerah
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Jamaerah Day 424, 14:37

voted:D

 
Czef
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Czef Day 424, 14:38

LOL Voted:P

 
Illig INC
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Illig INC Day 424, 15:20

awesome voted!

 
Creed
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Creed Day 424, 15:34

Vote!

 
SzpilaPL
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SzpilaPL Day 424, 15:50

voted ;p

13 pwns ;p

 
Danny
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Danny Day 424, 15:55

13. You wander why the f*** we don't takeover Russia so we get our damn gas.

ROFL

 
Putut Andre
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Putut Andre Day 424, 17:06

lol

 
Surabaya
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Surabaya Day 424, 17:11

wkawkakwakwkawka ^^
thx for make my stomach hurt ^^

 
sp0t
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sp0t Day 424, 19:31

great!!!

 
Gabriel Th
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Gabriel Th Day 424, 20:13

lol true true!

 
Bilbarus
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Bilbarus Day 424, 20:43

hahahahahahaha

 
UgoRaffaele
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UgoRaffaele Day 425, 23:40

LOL

 
Loftedraptor and  Associates
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Loftedraptor and Associates Day 425, 23:43

ROFLMAO!!! v/s

 
BroodRoosterNL
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BroodRoosterNL Day 425, 00:11

Haha, great! Voted

 
Jazar
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Jazar Day 426, 11:44

Haha love it