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16. Why can't we just dance?

17) Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine, what are your opinions on my...so called friends?

18 : Pepsi or Coke

Coke is good but Pepsi is the way to go.

I love you guys. I don't really care about the sub count anymore just that people can laugh or make a joke. I think this is the only reason I am on Erepublik now.

fries or tots ?

I like fried tots... barbecued is great, too, till they're too big to fit on the grill.

Not a candidate, but here we go:
1. Read my text, MORE new taxes.
2. Fuck alliances, we are the United States of Awesome.
3. War, hoo, what is it good for? Absolutely everything in this game.
4. Snooki will quit drinking, loose 15 pounds, begin drinking once again and never stop until she is as fat as a dump truck.
5. Don't stop believing.
6. There was no end to Inception.
7. I'm naked right now.
8. I would bang Ke%sha. Hard.
9. Only big blue works.
10. I'm working on my 5th orgasm since I began typing, that's for real.
11. Hire a personal trainer, eat nothing but organics.
12. Anyone who owns a snuggie should and will be flogged in public.
13. There is no such thing as a satisfied cell phone owner, unless you live in Europe.
14. You definitely liek mudipz.
15. I have been with CoCo on a few occasions, and if he keeps inviting people like Jamie Kilstein to the show I will be with him indefinitely.

homo or no homo ?

OMG!!!
Soylent Green is people!
Worse yet...
Relish is ground up DILL PICKLE'S!!!!!
~ Thedillpickle faints and falls face first into his oatmeal ~

I'm sorry, what were you talking about?

1. What do you intend to do about our taxes?
-Spend them on hookers and blow, ofc.
2. Will we continue to stay in an alliance?
-Yes and it will only get firmer like me when I think about it.
3. Do you see war happening any time soon?
-War is the food that fills our bellies and I while I have had much to eat I continue to be famished.
4. Will Snooki from Jersey Shore ever not be inebriated?
-I don't answer obvious questions.
5. What really happened at the last part of the Soprano's?
-I'd tell you, but then I'd have to put one in your head.
6. Did the totem fall during the end of Inception?
-Did it actually end?
7. Public Nudity? Yea or Nay?
-Depends.
8. Isn't Ke$ha really just trying to find her inner child with her music?
-I'd like to be her inner child.
9. Does Extenze work and if not what does?
-I'll try anything.
10. Multiple orgasms? Fact or fiction?
-Let me combine the last two questions and get back to you.
11. How can I get abs like Usher?
-Be a female teenager and tilt your head up, wait wrong guy.
12. Are you cold right now and if so do you have a Snuggie?
-Always hot. Rather have a onesie.
13. Are you satisfied with your current cell phone plan?
-Sore subject, just lost mine, not happy about anything.
14. Someone asked if I like mudkieps? What does it mean? Maybe I do...maybe I don't.
-Considering "They are ranked by God as the most kawaii things that ever didn't exist, outranking desu, puppies, and even the Falcon punch." You prob should.
15. Are you with CoCo?
-Only like eVery night.

Does the president know your gay?

MUDKIPS? I WUV MUDKIPS! UNNFFF UNNPMNF UNNFFFPH