10 reasons why you should vote for me

Day 489, 01:04 Published in India India by bill2k9

hello people of India! we have our freedom at last! here is 10 reasons why you should vote for me in your congress (again).

1. over the last few weeks I have been doing my best to help India

2. I came top of the polls for Chattisgarh last month

3. India has fastly become the only place in the eWorld where people have been kind to me, and from that it is the only place I have felt truely at home.

4. If I do get elected, I will donate the gold from the elections, as well as the gold from my hardworker medal, which I will get tomorrow.

5. I am very active, both on this site and on the forums.

6. I write a "funny" article every tuesday, though, I have postponed it because there was no country to write it to.

7. I am charming and funny and devilishly handsome.

8. I only want what's best for India

9. I have given moving tickets to 4 people, 3 to move to India, and one to blazed, though I am not entirely sure where he is going.

10. did I mention I am charming and funny and devilishly handsome?

You don't have to vote for me, just do what YOU think is right