10 reasons of “why we don’t attack” you

Day 707, 07:08 • Published in Bulgaria Romania • by N.V.me

1. You don’t count as people power. 772 all together with the old the drunk and the dead. If we extract the Hungarian and divide the indo’s I say that only the Romanians from Maramures region will beat the smokes out of you.
2. You don’t count as economic power. Unfortunately for you. Grain is the only thing you have. So does everybody else. Actually you are so poor as a country that if Piratu will move his business in eBulgaria, you GDP will rise with 1000%.
3. You are a puppet state in the hands of the green-white-red evil puppeteer. Romania don’t do puppets but if we did, would probably be the best puppets in the world.
4. Although we are rich we can’t support your huge baby boom of 10 to 15 citizens per day. We’ll end bankrupt by the citizen fee or will be forced to raise taxes.
6. There is no number 5 but you are not paying attention to numbers. Big mistake. Numbers can say a lot.
7. You looked to see if really there is no number 5. You never trust anyone.
8. You noticed that there is no number 5 and went “stupid Romanian, there is no number 5” instead of “hey, why the Romanian guy didn’t put number 5”. Guess you are still not thinking after all.
9. Nobody likes you. Why should we? Plus we remember that our mothers teached us not to steal other peoples toys. Especially if there are wearing green and lose their temper quickly.
10. At the end, not a reason but a trade: we will send our soldiers if you send your ladies. Yap. Both of them.

Of course this is a joke, like you did this morning. Matzamaxxx.
Also with love and Best Regards.