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10 reasons of “why we don’t attack” you
1. You don’t count as people power. 772 all together with the old the drunk and the dead. If we extract the Hungarian and divide the indo’s I say that only the Romanians from Maramures region will beat the smokes out of you.
2. You don’t count as economic power. Unfortunately for you. Grain is the only thing you have. So does everybody else. Actually you are so poor as a country that if Piratu will move his business in eBulgaria, you GDP will rise with 1000%.
3. You are a puppet state in the hands of the green-white-red evil puppeteer. Romania don’t do puppets but if we did, would probably be the best puppets in the world.
4. Although we are rich we can’t support your huge baby boom of 10 to 15 citizens per day. We’ll end bankrupt by the citizen fee or will be forced to raise taxes.
6. There is no number 5 but you are not paying attention to numbers. Big mistake. Numbers can say a lot.
7. You looked to see if really there is no number 5. You never trust anyone.
8. You noticed that there is no number 5 and went “stupid Romanian, there is no number 5” instead of “hey, why the Romanian guy didn’t put number 5”. Guess you are still not thinking after all.
9. Nobody likes you. Why should we? Plus we remember that our mothers teached us not to steal other peoples toys. Especially if there are wearing green and lose their temper quickly.
10. At the end, not a reason but a trade: we will send our soldiers if you send your ladies. Yap. Both of them.
Of course this is a joke, like you did this morning. Matzamaxxx.
Also with love and Best Regards.
2. You don’t count as economic power. Unfortunately for you. Grain is the only thing you have. So does everybody else. Actually you are so poor as a country that if Piratu will move his business in eBulgaria, you GDP will rise with 1000%.
3. You are a puppet state in the hands of the green-white-red evil puppeteer. Romania don’t do puppets but if we did, would probably be the best puppets in the world.
4. Although we are rich we can’t support your huge baby boom of 10 to 15 citizens per day. We’ll end bankrupt by the citizen fee or will be forced to raise taxes.
6. There is no number 5 but you are not paying attention to numbers. Big mistake. Numbers can say a lot.
7. You looked to see if really there is no number 5. You never trust anyone.
8. You noticed that there is no number 5 and went “stupid Romanian, there is no number 5” instead of “hey, why the Romanian guy didn’t put number 5”. Guess you are still not thinking after all.
9. Nobody likes you. Why should we? Plus we remember that our mothers teached us not to steal other peoples toys. Especially if there are wearing green and lose their temper quickly.
10. At the end, not a reason but a trade: we will send our soldiers if you send your ladies. Yap. Both of them.
Of course this is a joke, like you did this morning. Matzamaxxx.
Also with love and Best Regards.
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The greens castravete
trebuia cu desene.. ca nu o sa inteleaga.
you haven't attacked us, because you could not bear the humiliation, to be spanked again, this time by serbs
I've just read the article...you're either suicidal or reaaaaaaaly bored.
I can't imagine why people whom I believed intelligent like Bimba or Grakulan (even if he hasn't showed in the media for a while) would flame the Romanian media.
this is the article <a href="http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/no-pain-no-game-signed-with-love-1002587/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/no-p[..]1/20</a>
ivan, go spank yourself.
NVme, don't expect too many comments, there's only 11 of them online at this moment. Hell, I think I can take my orgs and organize a PTO
one more vote then and i'll be in the top rated section
uf tezi daje i ne sa zabavni .. romska im ralta ^^
D@ GoV0ruM KoduraNo
statiqta ni,ne im haresa,da napad@t imame si duxa na Kardam
ahahhahahahhahahahahhahahaha da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da dad ad ada da da dad ad ad a da d a da d ad da OMG !!!11111!!!!!
English translation(thou very few bulgarians know english):
yes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yesyes yes OMG!!!!1111!!!!!!
Very weak. Romania used to be funnier in articles trying to be funny.
wtf another cr@zy romanian player xD xD
clawy you also used to be quicker. much quicker. i guess both of us are getting old my (tr)ol' friend.
the 11th reason:
our cucumbers
<img src="http://www.aradnet.ro/images/2007.06.04/castravete_198_20070604120951_336.jpg">
are bigger than yours
<img src="http://www.terapiinaturiste.ro/plante/castravete.jpg">
lolz remesh that's disclosure of state's secret information. ) but now that the word it's out: yes my friends, your pickled cucumber jars are the best pickled cucumbers jars because ours are stored in barrels. The carrots are another story, don't know what you do with yours but we export them as telephone poles since we moved to wireless.
no funny jokes at this hour!damn i'm tired....not old!
Nahhh, it was just for fun, plus I haven't been active for a while so why not assume I have blond my hair and decided that the smartest thing is to flame in eRomania, which I did not looking the votes the article is just lame
But you must admit you damn love our pickled cucumbers.
I was in Romania recently I know that (btw I was surprised we have more in common than I expected)
And more over everybody has the right to dream so we dream to be attacked/conquered by the mighty eRomania so we live happily ever after
Мамалингите пак се обаждат неподготвени
<strong style="color: green">MUSHROOMS</strong>
The "National Health System" has raised the swine flu pandemic alert level to phase 5!
oink oink oink
@Emo (beware of blades and anything sharp, by the way)- it seems that "mamaliga" gives us a special ability - to speak another language than our native one; as u see here in comments most of romanian spoke in english but most of bulgarian fellas only speak in native language
i would reccomend to put in your diet, besides cucumber a little "mamaliga" so we can talk to each other here, not talk among other
eh anyway our "mamaliga" kicks ass!
@Remesh - you can keep the mamaliga dude, besides, you may also speak in Romanian here, no problem. We, Bulgarians understand a bit of Italian and Romanian sounds like funny Italian dialect (from which you are proud)so we can talk with each other....the problem is you never understand the point no matter the language.
PS Our Mititey is LARGE compared to yours ))
<a href="http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/dear-romanians-1003799/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/dear[..]/1/20</a>
damn it, my precious is broken - <a href="http://www.standartnews.com/news/details/id/47895/%D0%9A%D0%98%D0%A1%D0%95%D0%9B%D0%98-%D0%9A%D0%A0%D0%90%D0%A1%D0%A2%D0%90%D0%92%D0%98%D0%A7%D0%9A%D0%98-%D0%91%D0%9B%D0%9E%D0%9A%D0%98%D0%A0%D0%90%D0%A5%D0%90-%D0%A6%D0%90%D0%A0%D0%98%D0%93%D0%A0%D0%90%D0%94%D0%A1%D0%9A%D0%9E" target="_blank">http://www.standartnews.com/news/details[..]D0%9E</a>
Абе да не би дядо коледа да е подранил с коледните шеги?
@ealendil see that you have pictures with our agent Matza 007 returning from Mexico after the diversion known as swine flu... wait untill he finds a cucumber costume, you'll see the first vegetarian flu in history. by the way, that transilvania thing is so last century, so many claim it by now that ou'll more attention by demanding a girl in a gay bar...
Jos palaria )
I mis The Great Mamaliga. Why don't we doit again. We can start with some smole cucumbers ((:
lololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111on eoneoneoneone
AHAHAHAHAHA ))))))))))
ROTFL
@bimba - be sure you won't choke yourself with your own large mititei
damn, i underestimated you...you speak so many languages but i don't think you understand any
guees i was wrong - you're the eworld bellybuton! happy now?
should be...becuase, in time bellybuton get's dirty and smelly and there will be a shower to clean it out!!! we are gonna be your shower!
)))))))))
Чекаме ви, хайдутите ке бидат готови да се бранят, со сите свои другари.
gigi pedala, unde-i gigi pedala.
m-am kkt pe mine de ras.
sau, ca sa fiu politicaly correct, am facut o mictiune direct in turul pantalonilor
@Batranul Remesh
as u see here in comments most of romanian spoke in english but most of bulgarian fellas only speak in native language
Ok I would recommend to you,to see our article and say that the romanians speak in english there and not in romanian.
Batranul Remesh, I have a proof that your cucumbers could be bigger than ours, but ladies are not interested in salad. They are rather interested in salam.
Actually, 3 of them. 2 from Кюстенджа (Constanta) and a third one from Craiova.
As we were joking
hmmmm....OMG now you did it!You woke up the Matza!Damn I wouldn't like to be in your shoes now and if you don't trust me ask the indo's!
Ready for the next level!?
Because Matza is bored now prepare yourself for the bigest nerve shattering joke ever!
Mamaliiiiiiiga
@teo.andrei - great, exactly what we wanted )
badger... badger.... mushroom
Romanians - ADMIT - You LOVE CUCUMBERS!
You Can Not live without them!
Join the club "Cucumberlovers anonymous!"
Don`t be ashemed of Your inner selves!
Say NO MORE mamaliga!