06/09/2012 - The Maple Leaf Times - 2

Day 1,752, 08:07 Published in Canada Canada by Lord Julian Moretti
Real World News

HERO IN A HUMMER

An Alberta man is being hailed as a hero for stepping in - with his vehicle - to save a group of children.

BULLYING IN SCHOOL

A new poll says bullying in schools remains the number one concern for parents about their kids.

FIRST LADY DAZZLES

The Democrats hope First Lady Michelle Obama's popularity is the key to more votes for her husband.

VITAL SIGNS

Researchers say organic food is no more nutritious than conventional food. Dawna Friesen talks to Dr. Ali Zentner for analysis.

YOUR CANADA

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New World News

WAR WITH POLAND

The war is going well with Canada leading 58 points. Although Poland is not far behind.

EXCHANGE

The markets are still looking good with 1 GOLD "=" 765.000 CAD.

COMEDY

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

ELECTIONS

We would like to welcome Wally Cleaver as the new President of Canada with last night elections. President Wally narrowly won his seat by a mere 1.01%. In second came Tyrael Snow from the Clan Wolf Party.

Norsefire Coalition holds 13% in parliament.
The Canadian Progressives hold 30% in parliament.
Military Dictatorship holds 30% in parliament.
Clan Wolf holds 23% in parliament.
Coalition holds 3% in parliament with one representative.

CANADA

Canada has 14 new citizens to The New World.