[ZW] JUST PASS A LAW YOU... YOU... 𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓
Day 809, 12:59
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by AgentChieftain
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PESHAWAR, Pakistan - Good afternoon, gentlemen. I must thank you all for electing me a fifth time, marking my seventh term as president of Pakistan. I promise you all that Pakistan will be awesome for the next month and beyond.
Before I start rambling about my plans, I want to announce that we're getting the Punjab back. Immediately after this, we're getting a Q5 Hospital for the region as well. Can I get a "FUCK YEAR," please?
Now that I got that out of the way, here's what I intend to do for our glorious country:
• Regain control of the Punjab and Balochistan
• Purchase a Defense System for the Punjab and Northwest Frontier Province
• Increase communication and collaboration between Vento Aureo and PRO PAKISTANI
◦ Vento Aureo is the third iteration of the Stardust Crusaders/Diamond is Unbreakable parties
◦ PRO PAKISTANI is the second iteration of the Pakistani Democratic Coalition
• Guide Zammuel and the Zammuelists in documenting and spreading their religion
• Reform the Pakistani Space Program (and our economy) with the help of both parties
• Establish better relations with India and Iran
• Decree Dioism to be the official religion of the United Kingdom and several other countries
• Finish The Trumpets of Dio so people stop asking me about it
• Commission the Fourth Book of Dio (working title) to be written by GLaDOS
• Start reform in the United States so Americans stop being so pig disgusting
◦ This includes dissolving "Brolliance" and negotiating a social contract regarding what is and isn't pig disgusting
• Make the game exciting so /v/irgins stop being lazy
• Bring genocide to the inhabitants of Sweden and Spain
Most of my goals are already set in motion, by the way. I don't fuck around when it comes to Pakistan; you are all my peng-you, and I will protect and serve you all to the best of my ability. Expect cool changes to arrive before tomorrow.
ℙℝ𝕀𝔻𝔼 · ℙ𝕆𝕎𝔼ℝ · ℙ𝔸𝕂𝕀𝕊𝕋𝔸ℕ
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Good luck fgt
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PRIDE POWER PAKISTAN!
\o/
> Guide Zammuel and the Zammuelists in documenting and spreading their religion
wkwkwk, approved.
One large coke please! lol'd
>Start reform in the United States so Americans stop being so pig >disgusting
I must say, you have some lofty goals.
>Bring genocide to the inhabitants of Sweden and Spain
Can I help?
Oh, and you forgot to recognize my claim to Tunisia 🙁
>I must say, you have some lofty goals.
To this day, the USA is the only country in all of eRepublik to transform from human to pig disgusting. They weren't born pig.
I think this can be reversed, but as you said, it will NOT be easy. It will require their full cooperation, a few metric tons of sand, and thirty thousand copies of the good Book.
>Can I help?
Of course, everyone is welcome to remember the fallen and kill Swedes.
AgentChieftain, you are our chosen one.
Lead and we will follow.
>• Guide Zammuel and the Zammuelists in documenting and spreading their religion
Awww shucks...thanks Paki Bros 😁
Also, I believe that before eAmerica can be cleansed, a few things have to happen first:
a) I need Emerick's body to perform tests to find the vaccine and antidote for the American Swine Flu
b) eChina must be rid of all American Pigs (which I believe their new President wishes to accomplish)
c) eCanada must have all traces of America removed
PRIDE
POWER
PAKISTAN
Go AC lead Pakistan into the fight against the Pigs!
i just came sand...
> Purchase a Defense System for the Punjab and Northwest Frontier Province
Do these regions have enough population to justify the need to purchase multiple DS's?
Is the population of Pakistan large enough (compared to neighbouring countries) to buy multiple DS's or should you consider making a fortress of any one region and fitting it with the best available quality DS and hospital?
^this
dont waste money of Defense systems when you can spend it PRAISING DIO
PRIDE POWER PAKISTAN!
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oh, Dio bless you.
Neat decree, bro.
MOST EXCELLENT PROMISES.
>Is the population of Pakistan large enough (compared to neighbouring countries) to buy multiple DS's or should you consider making a fortress of any one region and fitting it with the best available quality DS and hospital?
We're focusing on the Punjab, of course, but I'd like to have a Q1 DS for NWFP in case India wants to pull another Poland.
i'm not there
but
it seems good works are going in there
😃
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Excellent.
you have become my favorite president of all ER
long life to pakistan!
"I will protect and serve you all to the best of my ability"
Voted for truth, FYI: the best of your ability isn't quite good enough.
@nicholas2000
A: Emerick had swine flu? I don't see how extracting something from a dead person who died from a disease will help cure said disease, but I'm up for anything!
B: American swine are in eChina? Wth? How did the pigs get there? They're supposed to be bred and slaughtered, HERE. In America!
C: This I completely agree with, although it is wildly irrelevant to your point.
Awesome
OH MAN
@Jonathan McCravy
A: Emerick is a human/swine mixture. He went from human to pig, therefore only experiments done on him can reveal the cure to the American Swine flu.
B: why do you think China went along with eAmerica?
C: No, it really isn't. Before the main pig can be taken out, the little ones around it must be taken out.
Ara hora sa sai
>We're focusing on the Punjab, of course, but I'd like to have a Q1 DS for NWFP in case India wants to pull another Poland.
Is it worth it?
>Is it worth it?
If the PRO PAKISTANI's plans succeed, yes.
PRIDE POWER PAKISTAN!
so I heard I can get my free sand here ?
"Make the game exciting so /v/irgins stop being lazy"
I like this.
>Make the game exciting so /v/irgins stop being lazy
i have already started my work to answer this issue, and it will be ready within couple of days.
>Is it worth it?
dont worry AC, i can get the backup of almost 300+ people of lel 17+ from my other friends, they are not even in the screen yet
I STAND READY TO KILL PIGS
FUCK YEAR
AgentChieftan is the best!
HAIL DIO
HAIL CHIEFTAN
I want to tell you that I love you, President Chieftain.
I thought I was going to die in eSerbian limbo. You have saved my life.