[ZW] IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH

Day 897, 05:23 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by AgentChieftain
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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Good morning, Pakistan. It's that time of the month yet again. I'm looking for your vote today, as I usually am at the beginning of every month. This time, however, things will be different -- Pakistan has a whole new opportunity available that's just waiting to be used. The God Emperor has truly given us his blessing in reward for our achievements.

Although I wasn't elected last month, my main objective was completed with overwhelming success; Dioism has spread across the world like a sandstorm. Moreover, the United States of America officially ratified Dioism as the national religion, and thus the virginization of one of the most notoriously pig disgusting nations in the New World's history has begun.

As Supreme Priest of Dioism and a veteran of the Canadian-American War, I couldn't have asked for more. This month, I intend to utilize this success for the betterment of our country. Pakistan was founded on the premise of spreading peace, and that is exactly what I intend to do.

Without further ado, here are my goals as president of Pakistan for May.

• Explore the possibility of regaining Balochistan through peaceful means
• Continue the economic reforms that I set forth during my last term in office
　◦ This will begin with retooling Pakistan's economy towards building a financial surplus;
　◦ I will then seek to nationalize existing companies while accommodating aggregate demand
• Open international relations through Dioism and diplomacy
　◦ This primarily includes investigating current neutral alliances or forming a new Dioist alliance;
　◦ This also includes expanding relations with potential and existing Dioist nations;
　◦ This also includes expansion of the Vento Aureo party through rigorously planned recruiting
• Expand the Pakistani Space Program both domestically and internationally
　◦ This includes reforming PSP policies with the Pro Pakistani Party et al;
　◦ This also includes starting business ventures and cooperatives in Dioist nations
• Finish The Trumpets of Dio so people stop asking me about it
　◦ This will happen if most of the larger goals are completed
• Update outdated Pakistani articles on the Wiki with current and relevant information
• Bring genocide to the inhabitants of Sweden and Spain

And there you have it. Again, my priority is to expand upon where we are currently most successful, as I believe that our unique status as eRepublik's holiest land will aid us in solving our national issues this time around.

On an unrelated note, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize on the behalf of ZA WARUDO for not publishing articles on a regular basis for the last month or so, as I've been swamped with scholarly work elsewhere. I have two articles in queue that are mostly written, but both are incomplete due to my free time being heavily constrained. Thankfully, both of them should be ready in short notice since my schedule has finally opened up.

Rest assured that there is always quality in the pipeline here at Pakistan's oldest and finest newspaper even when the news elsewhere is bleak and the PS3 has no games.

Happy voting, gentlemen!


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