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Day 902, 19:33 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by AgentChieftain
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Gentlemen, I'm breaking a personal tradition of keeping my cabinet secret. During my previous eight terms as president of Pakistan, I abstained from forming an official cabinet so that I could directly handle all of the country's affairs directly and forward them to the appropriate minister, but I no longer see the need for this to be the case.

Here are the ministers of my cabinet.

　GOD EMPEROR - Dio Brando

　PRESIDENT - AgentChieftain
　　VICE PRESIDENT - BGBW

　PRIME MINISTER - BGBW
　　MINISTER OF DEFENSE - Altnabla
　　　VICE MINISTER OF DEFENSE - Daniel Dimow
　　MINISTER OF DOMESTIC AFFAIRS - pak_land
　　　DIRECTOR OF THE DEPARTMENT OF DIOIST AFFAIRS - William Walker
　　　DIRECTOR OF THE DEPARTMENT OF NON-DIOIST AFFAIRS - Hammas Amer
　　　DIRECTOR OF THE DEPARTMENT OF IMMIGRATION - Balkan Beast
　　MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS - Lord Farhan
　　　VICE MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS - kotekzot
　　MINISTER OF FINANCE - Iain Keers
　　　DIRECTOR OF THE PAKISTAN ECONOMY PROJECT - Casee
　　MINISTER OF FAGGOTRY - Fruitcommando
　　　DIRECTOR OF THE DEPARTMENT OF SWINE - Mr Banana II

I've chosen BGBW to serve both as Vice President and Prime Minister in my cabinet. As Vice President, he will exercise authority on the president's behalf when I am unable to be reached, and as Prime Minister, he will be in charge of directing Pakistan's ministries.

In response to the sudden outcry in our media which God Emperor Dio Brando himself personally addressed, I've created the Ministry of Domestic Affairs to work towards resolving the issues and restoring Pakistan's peace and solidarity, This ministry will be lead by pak_land. Directly under him, William Walker and Hammas Amer shall serve as the directors of the Departments of Dioist and Non-Dioist Affairs, and they will be working together to bring solidarity back to our nation as representatives of each side. Additionally, this ministry will be tasked with the duties of the previous Ministry of Immigration, which will be directed by Balkan Beast.

For the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, I've chosen to keep Lord Farhan as the acting Minister. Under him, I've assigned kotekzot as the Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs in the event that Lord Farhan isn't available.

To solve the economic issues that have been plaguing Pakistan, I've assigned Iain Keers as the Minister of Finance. As the man who single-handedly turned the United Kingdom's recession upside down, there isn't a better man suited to the task. Under his jurisdiction, Casee will spearhead the Pakistan Economy Project, which will be an initiative to create more businesses to address aggregate demand and thus fill holes in our market and create jobs for our fellow citizens.

Last and most certainly least, there is the Ministry of Faggotry, which Fruitcommando will continue to run. As Pakistan's most massive faggot, he's still the best man for the job of presiding over the faggotry that is afoot in our country. This time around, however, there's an upcoming star that sought his position: Mr Banana II. I've assigned him to the Ministry of Faggotry to work under him and learn from his experience.

Hopefully, this answers all of your questions regarding my administration. If you still have any, feel free to ask them in the comments.