[ZW] ENGLAND, IT'S TIME TO ACCEPT DIO
Day 857, 18:14
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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Gentlemen, I believe it's in fair order for you britfags to accept Dio Brando as your God Emperor.
Pakistani have been emigrating to the United Kingdom since the beginning of V1, and some of them have even served as your Prime Ministers. Isn't it in due order for you all to acknowledge your religion? I mean, it's been over two years now, and the United Kingdom still hasn't joined Switzerland, Russia, India, China, and Pakistan as an official Dioist nation. Isn't it about time?
If you're part of the minority that hasn't accepted Dio into your heart, then you can acquaint yourself with the one true god on the Wiki by reading the good Book. In the event that reading isn't really your thing, you can contact a Dioist such as myself to give you a taste of what's been missing from your life as well. Furthermore, you can sign this article or send messages to the powers that be to ensure that the Good News is heard from Cornwall to Glasgow (you can choose whether to tell the Welsh or not).
And what about this whole "voting on the King" thing I've been hearing about? Why has Dio Brando been excluded from his rightful place as God-King Dio I of the United Kingdom? Seriously, Brits, you need to start carrying your own weight when it comes to spreading peace
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no thx
Signed.
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I liked the idea.
"you can choose whether to tell the Welsh or not"
All 4 people in Wales know.
>All 4 people in Wales know.
I wouldn't call Meghan a 'person,' per se, but to each his own.
I just got back in from telling her.
Needed a whaling ship mind.
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votado
voted twice
I lol'd
Signed, sealed, and delivered.
Marc Shepard would be wise not insult his false god, Emerick.
>Marc Shepard would be wise not insult his false god, Emerick.
Considering said false god just praised the one true god, Dio Brando, in these very comments, it would be ESPECIALLY wise.
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Dio is Glorious
I worship at the Church of Elvis. If this Dio chap can wear polyester and make it look good I'd consider renouncing my faith.
voted pretty goddamn hard
Rofl
look at these supporters.
remember their names next time these crackpots run for office.
So only England has to accept Dio?
The rest of the UK got off lightly, then.
Begone with thy false idols
Horice 😛
Wow, just wow....
Dio :3 \o/
Dio suck my balls piss off pack to paki land
Dio you scum go away
Long live the Divine Edmund Blackadder! Down with the establishment!
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Ever since King Stephen Fry was dethroned I have been lost.
A piece of me died that day
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A life of eternal virginity, and tattoos on my foreskin! Nobody's gonna stick a needle in my cock, and there's no way that this Welsh Boi is giving up sheep - so thanks, but no thanks.
And if you think Dio Brando is going to get anywhere near Buckinham Palace, or the royal regalia, just remember what happened to the last princess that dabbled outside the official state religion! 😉
Nice alienation of the Scots, Wales and the Northern Irish.
FAIL.
>Nobody's gonna stick a needle in my cock
Wat
>you can choose whether to tell the Welsh or not
Sheep can't talk.
Signed.
Good luck. Considering "Emperor Dio" has not successfully poisoned us all, I would say we "Britfags" are going to hold out a lot longer.
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Magnificent !
THE WORLD
GOD EMPEROR DIO BRANDO
ZA WARUDO
PRIDE POWER PENGLAND
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
We are all gods, the creator is imperfect. Therefore if your god-king dio created everything then he is flawed. Or eRepublik would be a more perfect world.
If your beloved dio is the creator then he must be hunted down and tried for his crimes. Every crime and travesty somehow relates to him be cause he created all. Correct?
Death to Dio