[ZW] BIG MAC ATTACK
AgentChieftain
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PESHAWAR, Pakistan - By now, I'm sure you gentlemen have seen the latest proposal I've set forth. The war declaration is the first step to regain control of Balochistan and to host training wars with Iran. We're in the process of holding training wars with India too, but since India and Pakistan are waiting a while before starting this training war (rea😛
we're splitting the costs and don't want to foot the bills yet), we can have some fun with Koroush and friends in the meantime.
Be sure to have at least five weapons at the ready so you can have a piece of the peace. Also, while you're at the newly built FFHHeero Memorial Hospital in the Punjab, be sure to ask for Dr. Tanner. He'll give you more than a healing, if you know what I mean.
Enjoy your grinding.
EDITOR'S NOTE: Excuse me as I insert some filler here so your enjoyment isn't disrupted by the unclickable link. Thanks for reading!
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Comments
IS DR. TANNER IN?
YOU BETTER BELIEVE HE FUCKING IS
THE DOCTOR IS IN.
*MANLY TEARS [OF JOY]*
/v/aki wars two, revenge of the koroush?
Nice job mr.President!
I have approved the proposal. And already fight in resistance.
Need weapon please!
Currently in Serbia buying weapons. Will be back soon.
/v/akistan has a plan
attackkkkk
What ever happened to The Emperor, Agent? I haven't seen him around lately...
How to get weapons 😛....
OH THE DOCTOR IS IN
You is crazy; CRA-ZEE!
Good job! Agentchieftan = Saviour of the world/Ronald Mcdonald.
>What ever happened to The Emperor, Agent? I haven't seen him around lately...
He shows his face when Iran's integrity is questioned/I get permabanned. At any other time, he's presumed to be in a cave somewhere, waiting for the next opportunity to attack.
I prefer Burger King.
>EDEN doesn't force the hand of allies. When Spain invaded France a ton of people in the US were against it, but we didn't treat them like children.
>Living in Spain
>Citizen of Romania
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME
Foreign doctors just don't have the same touch Dr. Tanner did. I miss Pakistan ;_;
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