[WTP] Oblige for Congress
Oblige
I'm running for Congress for lucky Term Number 21, and in homage to the great style of Emerick I will be tweaking my usual copy-pasta congressional article with some updated copy pasta.
First: behold! I have my own collectible trading card!
This term: I will be running with We the People.
If elected I will totally:
★ Sign in to all of those pesky Congressional hearings
★ Absolutely donate the five gold writing this article allows me to keep
★ Frustrate DMJ at all times
★ Make a failed attempt to gather votes to run for Speaker of the House or some other Congressional Leadership position
★ Snarkily kind of make fun of Congresspeople that asked stupid questions while hopefully providing helpful information
My curriculum vitae:
★ Six Term as President of these eUnited States
★ Most Presidential American Ever
★ Four term Secretary of State
★ One term Secretary of Defense
★ Four term Secretary General of TERRA
★ Retired Commanding Officer of the Special Forces
★ Twenty term Congressman
★ Select Committee on Intelligence Member
★ Two term Deputy Speaker of the House
★ Economics Council Member
★ National Security Council Member
★ eNPR / Forum Benefactor
★ Recipient of Congressional W.H.A.L.E. Award
★ WTP Party Founder
★ One point five term WTP Party President
★ LAP Party Founder
★ One term LAP Party President
★ 3 Term vCP of Germany
★ 3 Term MoFA of China
★ 1 Term MoFA of Brazil
So remember, Americans, when it comes time to vote on the 25th - vote For the People, By the People - WE THE PEOPLE!
Shout this:
~whale noises~
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2401694/1/20
We the People for Congress!
Comments
Should I buy votes to push this into the T5 and knock out some of the drivel that's there presently? Y/N
buy votes for my article and ill vote for you for speaker
No, the drivel is way more interesting then reading about you running for congress. Not trying to be mean, it's just the other stuff is way more entertaining. With that said good luck on lucky 21.
It's true. But I was a bit upset about the anti Kemal articles. They did not deserve T5 coverage.
I agree he did not deserve to be called a thief, and I know he has put lots of time and effort into the game for the eUS all appreciated. However calling people that disagreed with his ideas sociopaths was not a swift move on his part.
~WHALESURGIO~
I demand this be the new official WTP motto.
/me gives fishes.
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INSURGIO~
I see no pasta in this article. 😐