[Wook4PP] Christmas Party President is best Party President

Day 2,581, 11:28 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WookieO


What?!? WookieO for UKRP Party President...again???

Yes, I’m afraid I’ve put myself in the running for this coveted spot once more.

This time of year the Party President will have the glorious task of leading the UKRP through Christmas, eating ridiculous amounts of mince pies and downing flagons of mulled wine.


Dominick the Italian Christmas donkey enjoys a good mince pie too…

I’m not one for large manifesto promises...I learned pretty quickly that you can promise the world, but it’s almost impossible to deliver. The world’s bleedin’ massive!

So my promise to you lovely UKRPers out there (and to anyone else who reads my articles) is that I will be active, write stuff and press buttons like a pro.

Vote for WookieO for your Party President at Christmas and you’ll enjoy stress free trips to the lavatory, the wealth of my experience at your fingertips plus a free holiday to Margate for one lucky individual.


You can enjoy your Christmas poo even in Margate…




Congress!

We should, barring all kinds of madness, return to having a Congress this month too and I will run a list of UKRPers who dazzle, delight and occasionally defecate.

My tried and tested method of choosing the Congress list will be in action once again and I want to see active individuals making me laugh, making me cry and if you’re lucky enough, making me strip to a song of your choice on Christmas Day!


Christmas means we get all sexy, thinking about those chocolate salty balls…





The world of eRepublik is a crazy, ever-changing mess made worse by strange choices by the owners every week and yet we’re all still here. None of us are entirely sure why, but if you vote for me this month UKRP, I’ll make sure you’ll at least know why I’m still here.


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