[WHPR] Show Molly your Guns!!!
Day 1,592, 16:14
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by James S. Brady Press Room
White House Press Room - Day 1592
Greetings!
Today, we are asking all Americans to do your patriotic duty and show Molly Emma, your guns!
Not those kinds guns...
I mean quite literally, your weapons. Be they Q1’s or Q2’s or Q6 Super Tanks. Molly Emma, needs as many weapons as she can get her hands on. You see, Molly Emma runs the eUS Civilian Military Unit, a place for new citizens to complete their daily orders without any sort of commitment and communing. This allows them to easily get their daily bazooka and candy bar which generates more damage for the United States in the long haul.
But these new citizens can’t do it without your help! They need guns just like everyone else. That is why we are asking anyone with extra weapons to please donate them to Molly Emma. Molly spends an inordinate amount of time sending these citizen soldiers weapons, and food to help fuel the US War Machine. But, because the eUS Civilian MU is unfunded by the government, she relies entirely on private donations. And now she needs more weapons.
Please use this link to donate any extra weapons you have lying around, to Molly Emma
Molly Emma needs your gun.
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Now more than ever, we need your donations to continue the fight against ONE. We cannot allow our allies in TERRA to fall to the legion of ONE. Utilizing our citizen soldiers, is one of the best ways to avoid that outcome.
Please donate to the eUS Civilian Military Unit
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100 Q6 Tanks donate to the lovely Molly Emma.
Americans! Show your support for the New Citizens!!
100 Q6 Tanks donated for the newbies.
150 Q6 Tanks donated to Molly.
100 Q4's donated.
>_>
I'm poor.
"Not those kinds guns..." huehuehue
100 Q5's donated.
o/
Successfully transferred 100 item(s) to Molly Emma.
Successfully transferred 100 item(s) to Molly Emma.
Successfully transferred 200 item(s) to Molly Emma.
Matthew 6:2
Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
But...
Successfully transferred 100 item(s) to Molly Emma.
; )
Successfully transferred 100 item(s) to Molly Emma. (Q6 weapons)
Another 300 q5's and 4k food
v will donate a dozen
Successfully transferred ??? item(s) to Molly Emma.
The Avengers link is gone? What is this, I don't even....
Transfer complete.
Id rather flex 😛
sending some q3 weps
Captain Kushskins
Day 1,592, 18:59
"Matthew 6:2
Therefore when thou doest thine alms..."
This ^ is good advice, but they aren't asking for alms,
they are asking for ARMS! lol
Anywho, sent 100 pew pews and 600 dinners to make 'em work.
50 Q6 weapons and 4000 wellness to Molly Emma.
Successfully transferred 100 item(s) to Molly Emma.
Excellent point dill.
There's something just so delightfully American about this. I like this place.
@Capt'n K, What can I say?
We like to wave our ePenis when we get the chance!
+ it's for a good cause. So win/win.
I reserve my ePenis for MollyEmma 😛
500 Q6 tanks sent
No guns sent, because I am actually one of the newbies who just needs guns for my DO.
80 Q4 guns to Molly Emma, and a pledge to deliver all Q4 weapon production for the coming week. 😃
100 Q5's sent 🙂
me waiting Molly, more pics more tanks
... I think I need to reload.
100 Q6 tanks sent
@aerialla LMAO. X2
@Captain Kushskins:
Psalm 10:2-11
Molly's storage runneth over 🙂
"Molly Emma runs the eUS Civilian Military Unit" might be just me.. but Molly Emma is in Easy company???
Got spare weapons? i am also taking donations of any kind, im currently throwing rocks at our enemies 😮
She's also the Secretary of the Interior, leaving her, ultimately, at the head of the Civilian MU.