[WHPR] Incoming PTO Alert!

Day 1,637, 16:11 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room


White House Press Room - Day 1637

In this issue:
- Warning: PTO Danger
- Immigration needs some Home Grown Workers!
- Another God of War is born


Warning! PTOer on the loose!

Yes, that’s right America, a grave situation faces us as the worst tasting pizza around, General Cartman Lee, is up to his old tricks again by attempting a PTO (Political TakeOut …. we mean, TakeOver) of the INCI Party.

It’s well known that GCL (Hereby referred to his more well known nick of Pizza) has a problem with INCI, and has a history of PTOing in attempts to further his own agenda, but he is doing worse than that.

It came to our attention that Pizza has been mass messaging people telling them that he is organising an ATO of INCI as well as purporting to be the Director of Homeland Security! This shows that he has ratcheted the entire thing up to a whole new level by pretending to be part of an Administration that wants nothing to do with the man and has not held a political office since his failed chance in the Blank Keating Administration of July 2011.

For more information, click the following links to other articles that explain more about what has been happening today:

* Artela's Be Vigilant America!
* Kemal Ergenekon's cCc Defend eUS! Prevent the PTO! cCc


Nobody likes a Rotten Pizza


IES is looking for some AMERICANS
Staff Writer JLake4 tells the country what IES and why they need help:

One of the ways you can help our country to grow is to help to do background checks for IES.

How does IES work?

IES gets requests for citizenship all day from players worldwide, as many as 40 per day, and must check every one of those requests out for someone who could have harmful intentions for the eUnited States. The process is relatively thorough, and can thus only be done so fast without compromising attention to detail. Therefore, the more warm bodies the better!

How can you help?

Check out this link! That spreadsheet lays out all the people applying for citizenship in the eUSA. If you recognize a name on that sheet as someone who has done something negative to the United States or has otherwise voiced threats against it or something write it there. Or, tell your Congressman.

Congressmen are the ones who approve citizenship, so letting them know is a very good way to get information to the right people, so long as your Congressman is competent, or at the very least able to read and write.

And of course, if you wish to become an IES Agent and get into the real nitty gritty that is the beating heart of the IES, contact the current IES Director - Longoba


Introducing ANOTHER American God of War!
Secretary of State Tenshibo announces the attainment of another American of “God of War” status:

Since its creation, the rank God of War has always been what people strived to achieve. Those who do tend to romp their opponents on the battle field with ease. It was, for the longest time, the greatest military achievement accomplishable. Romper was the first to get it in eRep, and Kratos was the first to reach it ever. Now, what is the Link between GoW and the WHPR? Recently, NSC director and Terra SC, Vanek26 has reached this rank. He has joined this once illustrious group of people. And, while you can say a lot about him – whether it be that his feet smell, or that his great fairy sword leaves more to be desired (if you know what I mean) – this is a great honor for him, which greatly deserves a (golf) clap. Congratulations Vanek26 *applause*


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