[WGC] A Fresh Outlook on a Changing World [CP News Included]
Writers' Guild of Canada
The world is changing, and so is the WGC. Slowly our organization has grown to understand the consequences of our actions. As such, the WGC President has an announcement for everyone:
The WGC will be closed immediately. There is no point in continuing the works of an organization that just simply does not work. We have failed hard in delivering, with things like the Canada Prize. These fails were collective, and their collectivity is the cause of my unilateral decision.
Furthermore, the WGC will announce the final results of the Canada Prize writing contest:
1. Alias Vision 92/100
2. Addy Lawrence 90/100
3. Duke Leto 0/100.
Duke Leto was disqualified for the really weak quality of his work. As for the financial aspect. We believe that since both Addy and Alias are WGC members, and pretty rich people, the money will go to a more worthy cause. This cause will be the RETARD party. The party that will start existing on September 4th, represents everything that the WGC believes in, and will be a fine successor to the Guild in it's quest to better literature and create a Brave New World.
As such, the WGC bids you gooodbye, or perhaps, I bid the WGC goodbye with a big "DUN GOOFED" and "HERP DERP" written all over my office.
Regards,
Adasko and the RETARD party
P.S. Scorp is a fag.
Comments
Hurray for corruption and embezzlement, I suppose....
the RETARD party is a worthy investment!
RETARDs of the world, thank the WGC for it's fine sacrifice.
The marks won't be in, because WGC fails at life.
Herp Derp.
P.S. The WGC org password is somewhere in the article. Maybe you'll guess and get the 7-gold worth of orgs back.
~hyuu~
F@ggot
No u.
nah, this works fine considering "a world at peace...there had to be a sacrifice" and all that jazz
Duke Leto gets awarded "Best of Show" for perseverance. Too bad about Alias Vision and Addy Lawrence. Think they or anyone else will notice?
Why did this org have money...it hasnt done shit in over 5 months
@ steam7: Shit builds up 😉
@Duke Leto: IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH SEE WHAT I DID THAR?
Retard party opens up on my RL birthday...great celebration!
Of 28 Gold and 1 house:
1/3 was collected from various members
1/3 was donated by the government
1/3 was given by Dade alone
1 Q4 house was donated by me
All was intended to be given out in the next week or so as a prize for the end of a writing contest that began 5 months ago but had some trouble finishing up on time.
A 5 months contest will never finish up don't troll me, we are the trolls here! Lets not switch sides, leave the trolling for us, i don't wanna start writing proper texts!
Thanks... I guess...
I only LOL at one thing here... you were the president of the WGC.. so you failed at our failings! 😮
Very good.
To note: The org has been returned to the proper authorities.
Carry on.