[WGC] A Fresh Outlook on a Changing World [CP News Included]

Day 1,015, 02:37 Published in Canada Canada by Writers' Guild of Canada

The world is changing, and so is the WGC. Slowly our organization has grown to understand the consequences of our actions. As such, the WGC President has an announcement for everyone:

The WGC will be closed immediately. There is no point in continuing the works of an organization that just simply does not work. We have failed hard in delivering, with things like the Canada Prize. These fails were collective, and their collectivity is the cause of my unilateral decision.

Furthermore, the WGC will announce the final results of the Canada Prize writing contest:

1. Alias Vision 92/100
2. Addy Lawrence 90/100
3. Duke Leto 0/100.

Duke Leto was disqualified for the really weak quality of his work. As for the financial aspect. We believe that since both Addy and Alias are WGC members, and pretty rich people, the money will go to a more worthy cause. This cause will be the RETARD party. The party that will start existing on September 4th, represents everything that the WGC believes in, and will be a fine successor to the Guild in it's quest to better literature and create a Brave New World.

As such, the WGC bids you gooodbye, or perhaps, I bid the WGC goodbye with a big "DUN GOOFED" and "HERP DERP" written all over my office.

Regards,

Adasko and the RETARD party

P.S. Scorp is a fag.