[Werewolf] Night One
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by Pat McCrutch
The villagers gather around the scottty the nuke statue to hold their elections. For the first time ever, they are civilised enough to use paper in their elections. Thanks to being the only literate villager, Dr Hugh Jardon wins the election with a massive 76% of votes, while his opponents received only 31%. He then introduces an anti-corruption bill, which stops anyone who is not the mayor from committing any acts of bribery.
The villagers then turn to the less civilised task of lynching off a fellow villager. There are some crazy calls for no lynching, but the voice of reason soon takes over and the yelling and finger pointing associated with killing someone in this town takes over. However, it seems the villagers just can't decide who to kill out of Binda and Ranger. They turn to their all-knowing (literate) mayor, who sums up their choices, before instead pointing at Claire Louise. The villagers tie up Claire Louise and take her to the peak of Mighty Mount Flatty, before preceding to roll her down the mountain, when she doesn't die, they carry her up again and roll her down, they declare that to survive the 20m gentle slope down the Mountain, she must be a witch. And burn her at the stake.
They later discover that she was neither witch nor werewolf. The villagers are mildly disappointed about this, but are mostly just happy that they got their killing fix for the day.
Claire Louise the villager was killed.
Night phase, roles PM me
Sorry bout being a little late with this, but I was busy preparing you all a map of McCrutchville.
I can't draw swamps.
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Turns out that she wasn't the werewolf, and is just that hairy normally
Still think it might be Binda. I hear she likes Cat-Dog and she posted way to quick on day 1 to not have a role (Pat said he messages people).
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That would be the ultimate irony wouldn't it? And I can see Pat making a cat lover a Dog person 😛
Pat would not be so cruel. I think he's a cat person. 🙂
AWESOME!! I AM SPECIAL ENOUGH TO HAVE MY OWN SPECIAL PLACE ON THE MAP!!! 😃 😃 😃
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that i died in.... multiple times @_@
Err, I think Dr Hugh may have rigged the votes, unless I'm mistaken, 76% + 31% still leaves 3% unaccounted for! ... Although, no one else is literate, so it could as easily be an accounting error.
Thinking Hugh may need to add an "Anti-reason Act", your reasoning is not appreciated here.
Oh please, everyone knows those acts only apply if you don't sleep with the mayor...
Knowing that, I refuse to again look through Hugh's bedroom window. I just don't want to know what he and Cyber get up to there.
Just for fun, i will give 5 Gold to anyone that can create a Minecraft world that is the same as (or better than) Pats map 🙂 we need lots of pics of it 😃
oh and my garden has to be awesome ofc 😛
I fixed the pic: http://i.imgur.com/drN03T5.png
Guess where my place is?
The mountain is way too big 😨 Other than that, I love it 😃
How can the mountain be too big? It's called MIGHTY Mt Flatty...
As mayor we need a new anti clothing policy...
My apologies to Claire Louise for the lynching. You air bags will come in handy as recycled...well, airbags
ranger mark my word is a werewolf