[Weekly] Minister of PUTIN

Day 1,378, 23:10 • Published in Japan Japan • by Fruitcommando
Some music, though you probably won't click it you ungrateful little...-
(anyways)-Hello comrades and taiwanese laborers! Most of you don't know this but I have been Minister of Security (MoS Boss) of eJapan for about 2-3 months now. The last two elections for Minister of Security have had me unopposed and gloriously rejecting everyone I see unfit to vote for me in congress. I am proud to announce that due to a lack of voters this month I will be opening up applications to vote for me in congress, this means automatic citizenship to eJapan and 500 JPY every vote I receive from you (President, Congress, Party leader)!

In this effort to battle Lyuline and his/her LABOR CAMPS AND DISGUSTING BRAINWASHED LABORERS FROM TAIWAN I will be opening a new regime that will follow strict putin rules (me being putin). Starting with this proposal, we will start a new eJapan friends.

In other news this will be the first of my weekly fruit.txt articles, a new era of fruit.txt with less standards and more phone invasion!


(been so long since I used a image file in my .txt huh?)