[WANTED] Someone who hates me back.

Day 2,012, 19:07 • Published in Australia Argentina • by Pat McCrutch

As a prominent eAustralian politician, the lack of people openly sharing their dislike of me is disappointing. I was expecting by this stage that I'd be completely feuding with someone.



As you may have noticed, the Australian Revolutionary Party is now the largest party in Australia, (it has, of course, been the greatest for quite a while now). This is mostly due to the outstanding leadership decisions made by its Party President. While this great leader had much to do with the success, it is also true that the other parties may have influenced this.

The Knighthawks Military Council is pretty much dead. 'nuff said.

The Australian Parliamentary Party is run by old people and the name is ridiculous.

The Australian National Party is just boring. They kinda have the same senators EVERY term. :/

And the Australian Communist Party is full of communists, the source of all evil. For more evidence, see here.

Making the ARP the only real choice for cool people.

Please don't pass this off as a joke, go to the comments section below and complain loudly, then hold a grudge against me for the rest of my eLife.

Sincerely,
Par McCrutch, President of the ARP, the Party which is ten times better than yours.