[V4D] WELCOME BACK, GOD EMPEROR!

Day 563, 09:13 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by AgentChieftain
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Gentlemen, if you haven't already noticed, Dio Brando is running for President of Pakistan today. In honor of the great one's homecoming, ZA WARUDO has reverted its title to its original, VOTES FOR DIO! Get out of your sand hut and give that ballot your all !

For those of you who have joined Dio's new party, I advise you to join the other instead. Diamond is Unbreakable will be abandoned after the election so we can run a single semi-fascist party (like our comrades in India) to combat pig disgusting infidels.

Yours truly, Supreme Priest of Dioism AgentChieftain, has urgent matters to attend to elsewhere today, but I will arrive in Islamabad before nightfall. Rest assured; I will save my vote for the one and only Emperor of eRepublik.

PRIDE, POWER, PAKISTAN!

EDITOR'S NOTE: I'm leaving out my usual formatting until the Wigs fix newspapers. I'll spare you the details because nobody cares, but I was recently banned for making a case in point.