[USWP4CONGRESS] Derpy For Congress!

Day 2,224, 14:31 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof


YOUR SALVATION HAS ARRIVED.

I am running for Congress in USWP this month!


And the people rejoiced

So why on earth would I, a simple pony, want to be elected to this stuck up, slow, convoluted, bogged down, group of players for the next month? It’s simple! All I want is power, influence, 5g, to slowly create a pony-dictatorship, to help our nation and it’s people!

There is nothing I love more than Glorious Murika. So I seek to help by joining congress and contributing with thoughtful and productive advice.

As a former Secretary of State and CoT PR Director, I’ve had plenty of experience in the field of Foreign Affairs. I know how important each action, conversation, and relationship can be when it comes to being successful in this game. After months of war and hardship, we are currently in the middle of strengthening our foreign policy with smart diplomacy.

This means being more friendly to all countries and more trustworthy in all of our dealings. It also means that we engage in less frivolous wars while gaining resources through treaties and rentals.

While it may not be a very exciting way to play the game, I am an advocate for this strategy as it will greatly help us in the long-term.

I’ve also been involved in observing and discussing military actions as both a four-time congressman and deputy secretary of defense. So, when considered and/or needed, I can provide competent and helpful advice for military planning.

Yet, I don’t bring a ton of new ideas to Congress. I’m no economic guru who will question our tax policies and dispute the Economic Council’s superior economic skills. I won’t be clamoring for war with random neighbors, and I don’t really have any ideas to streamline or enhance congressional procedure.

So, if you want a representative who is competent and experienced who will contribute positively to congressional discussion, vote for me and the USWP on the 25th!



So on Christmas day, make me your Christmas present to congress! Vote for Derpy! Vote USWP!

Merry Christmas, everyone! Happy Holidays and Safe Traveling!