[UNREAL] SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR Q1 BREAD!!!
Wonder Forward
It had been a common saying that we even had to polish newbie's shoes, make delivery for him (if not raining bread and butter from the sky that admin had to change their rules), and most profoundly teach them a good lesson (not hitting them per se but getting hit by a barrage of absurd to Zen-like questions).
So, one day, I saw this pair of mentor and newbie was waiting of their break fast time (nearly 00.00 time). They are both really really hungry. The mentor was hungry for bread and steak, while the newbie was hungry for knowledge and attention.
So, by the time the clocked clicked to 00.01, the newbie kept nagging his mentor with torrents of questions. Now, this mentor finally lit his fuse and roared, "SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR Q1 BREAD!!"
Now.... Now... If you see those pair in my country, you will be flayed and whipped and creamed with salt and honey, swarmed with bee and other Qing-dynasty punishment.
But for me, I find it hard not to sympathize with the mentor.
You see, sometimes really annoying and nagging newbie (if existent) needs to be taught to know their place.
I will tell you my own story with a naggy newbie.
This newbie was awesome, brilliant. He was like a sponge, he could hold off knowledge 5 times his body mass and experience points. But he kept pestering me with questions, which because I am a sort of newbie minister I have to answer politely.
He asked me, "Why do Indonesia go to war against USA?"
I answered curtly, "Because they are enemy!"
"Why are they enemy?" He asked me with his round round bambi eyes.
"Because they allied with Fortis and Eden and had tried to harm our country several times in the past!" I mentioned French Toast, Portugal Invasion, Mexico War, blah blah.
"Why do USA attack those country?"
"Well... frankly, I don't know. Maybe for fun, or for economic reason... Or maybe because they are bored..."
"Why are they bored?"
I am starting to get annoyed, "Because erep doesn't give so many features... the game mechanics... the political... economical... ideology.... blah blah..."
"Why erep doesn't give so many features?"
"Because they are browser game!"
"Why are browser game has not so many feature?"
"Because they are free to play!"
"Why they are free?"
"Because if they are NOT free, I won't play this game!"
"Why won't you play this game if not free?"
"Because I have no money!"
"Why do you have no money?"
"Because I don't pay attention to my work and school..."
"Why don't you pay attentuon to your work and school?"
"Because... Because I have no life... I am a net-addict... I wish I could turn back time before I know this game..."
"Why do you have no life?"
"....." I couldn't answer that. Frankly it was the God-She-Bang Zen question!
A silence brimmed on, till the student seemed to dart his attention back, passing the Satori moment ignoramusly, while I struggled inside out, outside in with my pain and belief and erep....
"Why do you say you are not sure why USA attack those countries?"
"SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR Q1 BREAD!!"
Yeah, that does it. And I sympathize with all the mentors and newbies around the world for their patience in learning eRepublik.
You can really get so much fun and so much life and death here.
Ah... Zen...
Comments
LOL!!
voted.
lol.
hehehe 😃
ah, gw taw nih rasany..
komandan bocil n deputi mensos bulan lalu bener2 banyak kjadian kyk bgini..
tp yg bkin gondok klo trnyata itu cuma orang yg lagi nyamar jd nubi, n maw ngerjain doang..
wuassemm!!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/vote-ageinst-the-new-erepublik-law-we-want-exp-for-food-srb-eng--966548/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/vot[..]/1/20 VOTEEE !
Wajar lah...nubie ketinggalan sekian ratus hari dibanding para mentornya...otomatis akan ada hal2 yang mereka pertanyakan. boleh jadi jawaban juga kurang komprehensif...terlepas dari nubie yg reseh...
sabar2 yah pak...
bukan ini cuma becandaan aja wkwkwk
why?
hehehe... tipis bgt nih pak antara kenyataan dan becandaannya. kirain beneran.... (sabar amat kayanya bro wander nanggepinnya klo bener.hehehe)
huahahahahahha...
vote!!!!!!!!
beneran ceritanya gitu ya bang?? 😛
indonesia dong.. ngantuk jam 3 baca beginiab
gkgkgk
wew, really funny !
really love it !
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lalu si nubi bertanya, "napa qt tdk mnyerank maling sia ?"
si mentri terkejut, "sstss!!! itu rahaasiaa qt."
lalu.. kenapa harus makan Q1?
/me kabur
wadooh, wkwkwkwk...
bang n3m0 tersinggung y, makan Q1???
gw sih pke Q2..
wkwkwkwkwkwk
/me kabooorrrr
wkwkwkwkwk....lucu gan!
wkwkwkwkwk
XD
kayaknya curhat beneran nih...
nais inpoh gan
wakakaka
I laugh really hard.
Emang cuma gua sendiri ya yang semuanya belajar otodidak?
Baca sejarah juga dari artikelnya si wonder yg udah berdebu
Now I really want to get a mentor. Masih bisa ga ya daftar jadi adik asuh? hehehe, kan aku memang masih nubie kk
lol,
saia doakan agar seluruh mentor di eWorld bisa makin sabar menghadapi nyubi yang makin pengen tau..
lol itu sih bukan pengen tau...tp emang sengaja mau bikin mentornya kesel, sampe yg ga' penting ditanyain...hahaha
@xenocross
lah, loe pikir yg lama2 termasuk para mentor kebanyakan diajarin? kita2 belajar sendiri kali...skrg aja para newbienya dikelonin...klo dulu mah plg banter itu kerjaan mendagri dan jawaban pertanyaan sering diarahin supaya baca di wiki untuk yg jawabannya ada disana😛
Why is my Q1 bread twice as expensive??
lol
aku juga newbie ajarain dong. 😃
lol voted
au brate smorio sam se vec u prvom pasusu,ne mogu vise da citam, evo ti vote! 😃
hehehe 😃
no pertamax !
that was hillarious... 😃
"Why do Indonesia go to war against USA?"
Why not? 😃
curhat nie yee...mwahhahahahah..!!!ROFL..LMAO..
hahaha keren bgt lu..inspiring gw buat gak makan q1 bread lagi lol..
ADUH OYOOOOOONG !!!!!!
bener, salut ama para mentor, makasih terutama saya ucapin buat bang jack yang selama saya jadi nubie bener2 kasih arahan sampe saya gede sekarang hiks2 srooot