[ULJ] The Lolis are Back!

Day 2,128, 13:32 • Published in Japan Japan • by William of Edenbury


Ladies and Gentlemen, Children of all ages, The Lolis are back!




As you all know, there was a PTO incident last month that forced the United Lolis of Japan members to remove themselves from the Party. The exact nature of the incident is unclear to this day. However, to protect eJapan, the lolis treated it as a worst case scenario and quickly left the party, pushing it down to sixth place. Our fears were later confirmed when the rogue player tried to pass damaging laws in our national congress. But with a response time in completely neutralizing the threat under half a day, we proved that you can't mess with the lolis.


Loli Rejection

Now that this chapter is behind us, we will be building anew and making the party great once more.



In beginning our reconstruction, we have a new Party Leadership. We will be trying a new style of leadership this month that is more reminiscent of a council than the one man leadership that is the usual for the parties. To make this new strategy as successful as possible, some of our party's governmental veterans have volunteered for the positions.


Darshu: A long time veteran of eJapanese Politics, Darshu has led the lolis many times before and will do so once more. He brings experience from Multiple terms as Party President. Country President, and many other positions.


William of Edenbury: Yup, that's Me 😃 I'll be bringing my experience with organization and communication systems from the Ministry of Defense.


Drakantas: The man of many talents that created the official ULJ party channel and helped sustain the MoD distribution during the liberation from Portugal. Drakantas was previously the Vice Minister of Defense for eJapan and holds multiple Ambassador titles. He has experience in a little bit of everything, but especially in making everyone have a fun time.


Nicolas Bonaparte: The current Minister of Education with a wealth of knowledge when it comes to media and teaching young players. He has experiences in many fields with those three shiny Country President medals speaking for themselves. Keep an eye out for his articles as he teaches the next generation of eJapan and keeps you informed about the Party.



Even though our Party is rebuilding officially, that does not mean we ever stopped working together for Japan. We have gathered some of our party statistics for the past week of fighting and seen that the lolis made their presence known on the battle field.

In the past week, the average damage of our party members has amounted to 71 million.

You heard me right. 71 Million. But lets look at further proof of Loli power.

In the current tournament, 3 of the top ten spots are taken by the lolis, thats a thirty percent share of top power in the country.

Despite the temporary loss of our home, the lolis have never stopped working together for the betterment of eJapan. Now that our home is once more ours however, we will redouble our efforts.

And thats all for this set of updates on the United Lolies of Japan Party. I leave you with the following mesmerizing image 😛




*Note: The Images of Cirno and Mystia are credited to the Hizaya's party under their copyright of all Touhou related pictures - © 1996-2013 Moriya Jinja