[UKRP] Who to support in the CP elections....
WookieO
Country President candidates coming out of our ears!
Hello once again to my fellow UKRPers and to anyone else who spots a Wookie Witterings article and gets slightly moist...you know who you are…
Anyway now that Congress has been decided for another month we turn our attention to the CP elections.
After last month’s shambolic voting by some of the eUK, whereby BigAnt was elected to the post, we can all only be hoping for a better choice by the populace this time around.
Let’s not do that again, eh?
My part in this election is to simply press a button telling the rest of the world that the UKRP is supporting Arnold P Smiggins or whoever, for the CP spot.
Your part though, is to tell me who to choose. To this end I will give you a rundown of the candidates that have approached me asking for our party’s backing. I have also set up a vote on the UKRP’s section of the eUK forum, which you should join if you haven’t already!
I’ll leave the vote open for a few days to make sure as much of the party has a chance to have their say as possible.
So...to the candidates…
First up is kdoggroundtwo.
Now many of you will be saying “Who is this chap? What part does he play in the eUK? Is he simply a figment of his own imagination?”
Fortunately for me he’s written a load of words explaining everything about himself and his intentions in this google doc which you should read.
Next on the list we have the lovely, cuddly WayneKerr.
This bloke is well known throughout the eUK. He’s a fellow Dentist too, but his most attractive qualities are his forthright attitude and amazing sense of direction.
He’s released an article which you can read here.
Third on my list is Neil Lewis.
Neil’s been a big part of life in the eUK for a couple of years now. He’s been a major part of the success of the Royal Navy and has been Party President of the UKPP three times, as well as being a member of Congress eight times.
He has a very novel idea for his CP run and reveals all in this article which you should read.
Finally we have another well known face in the eUK, Kapten Johnson.
Mr Johnson has had various roles in the eUK government throughout his time in the game but, like all the other candidates here, is yet to sit in the big seat.
He has released a fine article outlining everything you might need to know about him here, so give it a gander.
For the sake of covering everyone who is running, the following people are also candidates for CP, but as yet have not contacted me or released anything at all helpful in the media:
Mrkalj Branko, William Ross, zaracool & Lord Steward.
EDIT: Oh and apparently Horice now too!
So that concludes this article.
All you need to do now is to go here and vote for who you want the UKRP to support.
Thank you for your time as always,
WookieO
UKRP Party President
Royal Whipping Boy
Hairiest Dentist
Comments
So UKRP....who do we want to take the reins next month?
Horice.
But given the circumstances Wayne'll do.
Consider your wish granted...until we change our minds.
You'll probably want to change your mind at some point, Serbs are running and a vote split would be horrific.
'tis unfortunate really.
Nobody expects the Serbian Inquisition!
I know but for now Horice will remain as a symbol of national unity and silly fart jokes.
Leave farts to me.
Riddle me this WookieO: The ear of the UKRP deer is blue on the party page and red in your article pics. Why?
This is because the party page has the prototype graphic and you have the finished graphic. I know this because I made it and it was the final touchup which I did.
Will you now correct the mistake of your predessesor and finally upload the correct graphic to your party page? My originals are on my broken laptop but you should be able to dig them out of the UKRP forums.
Very interesting indeed! I did in fact take my copy of the image from the UKRP forum, so that would explain the difference then.
I must admit my keen observational skills had not picked up on that very glaring disparity.
Only the glorious founder of the modern UKRP (myself) would notice 🙂
You'll be delighted to hear that I have updated the UKRP party page and it now displays the correct logo 😃
Awesome!
HORICE
Thanks Mr.PP
awesome update Wook, you've definitely earned another batch of 'special' brownies ; )
Horice4CP no other sensible choice
o/
Fuck the forums. They are a disaster for new player retention in browser based games.
Stick me down for Wayne.
Get on the forums and bloody vote Chaz!
Love the musical links!!! o7
I hadn't noticed those, I love the one under mine
don't call me a ginger; only I may call myself, and others like me, that [or words to that effect}
HORICE!