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Good evening!

In this second issue of the UKRP Party President Report, I shall be assessing our congress results, introducing our congressmen for this term, announcing a new party scheme, and launching a very important campaign!




Analysis of Congress Day

The day started out promisingly for the UK Reform Party. Within the first few hours, GLaDOS and Raziel had already comfortably secured their seats in London, and elsewhere candidates were beginning to accumulate the deeply valued constituent votes that are distributed sparsely.

Of course, we knew this wouldn’t last. Since the exodus to London, mobile voting is more crucial than ever before as regional votes cannot be expected. To combat this problem, I recently appointed a very dedicated party member to handle our congressional direction, Darkmantle.

By early evening, we had started to send out our early mobile voters to start securing seats – deeply contested regions such as the South East, Scotland and the North West were highly prioritised. When I left at roughly midnight, the UKRP was faring well with 10 seats, and it appeared likely that we would end on 13 if our mobile voters did their job.

The mobile voters did not do their job. The UKRP’s extremely disappointing result of 7 seats was not down to lack of organisation or lack of leadership – it was purely due to ignorant and inactive mobiles. We had reached a critical stage at the final hour – mobile voters were in short supply and those who had already voted did so recklessly. By day 857, it was painfully clear that several of our candidates had failed to secure their seat due to commendable efforts by other parties, in particular the political giant TUP.

If mobile voters had done what they were told, several more candidates would now be sitting in the House of Commons – experienced, instrumental candidates like Meghan and Apotygma, who both lost out by a single vote. Next time, the UKRP will crack down on inefficient mobile voters and ensure votes are being placed correctly.

I would like to thank Congressional Director Darkmantle for co-ordinating the day, as well as drobinson09 who helped him. The party as a whole was also incredibly enthusiastic and without the optimism members displayed, we could have given up half way through the day. Thank you to all.



Members of Parliament for UKRP
Complete with cinematic experience

I present to you UKRP’s 7 congressmen for this term:

EAST MIDLANDS

Detroit34
Here we see Detroit34 using BEP-inspired methods to promote the Detroit Lions.

LONDON

Raziel Darkheart
Seen here celebrating his victory through the power of rock.

GLaDOS
The irrepressible GLaDOS is seen here unveiling his theatrical manifesto for the upcoming CP elections.

NORTH WEST

Master Hofkens
Belgian Master Hofkens is back for another term and was given a slot at the end of Newsnight to clarify this.

SCOTLAND

Darkmantle
Vice Party President, Congressional Director, computer geek – Mantle reveals here that the party should have installed firewalls to strengthen our congress standing.

SOUTH EAST

Steve Steinbeck
One constituent was so happy I returned for another term, they made a tribute video to celebrate myself, a woman named after a sour fruit, a man who looks like he needs a moustache, and an oddly familiar looking chap with a moustache I swear I had only last week.

WALES

drobinson09
drobinson09 is an asset to the party. There was little time for celebrating though, as he and his Bestiality Club came under attack from a band of Jack Jockson groupies.

Gifting Mobile Voters



The party understands that with recent hospital changes it is more difficult to maintain a high wellness without spending lots of money. During the congress elections, mobile voters were expected to move regions and place a vote, losing 4 wellness in the process.

If any mobile voters would like to have this wellness restored, read on.

Over the weekend and throughout next week, the UKRP will be establishing a Gifting Clinic where UKRP mobile voters can drop in and request for their wellness to be restored through gifts, free of charge.

The clinic will be found on the IRC channel #ukrp – for players who do not know how to get onto IRC, simply follow this link.

Alternatively, you could join us on the UK forums and notify us there after requesting access to UKRP’s private forums.

And finally…

GLaDOS is running for Prime Minister.

Stay tuned for his manifestos!



PM either him or myself if you would like to help in the presidential campaign.

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Regards,



Steve Steinbeck
UKRP President