[UKRP] Dead hookers, Belgians, Horice...oh, and a damn fine Congress list!

Day 2,469, 17:24 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WookieO


Another month, another Congress list…

Can you bleedin’ believe it? I know right? Another month has passed and it’s time to sort the shite wheat from the shite chaff and vote in our new Congress!

Naturally, as expected from the UK Reform Party, being the bestest of the best party in the eUK, we’ve put up the strongest candidates this side of Basingstoke.

We’ve even formed a ridiculously strong partnership with The Real Spamicans this time out, which will surely hold us in good stead with the whole of the eUK, because Horice is almost Godlike!


I’m with Horice and you’re not…




And the candidates are…








And so on behalf of The Real Spamicans and the United Kingdom Reform Party I ask you to make sure you place your vote for our candidates on Monday. Vote UKRP and only good things will ever happen to you from now on….honest guv.

Thanks as always,

WookieO

UK Reform Party President
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