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[UKRP]Dave4PP

Day 2,940, 10:25 • Published in United Kingdom Indonesia

• by Brathasena

Hi everyone, it’s me again! Once again I don’t have that much important business to report other than my quest to seize control over UKRP. For far too long now the offices of the PP have been covered in fur, and is in need of a proper clean up now before Christmas… Not only do I aim to seize control over the party, but I have every intention of revolutionizing the way of party politics forever!

Over the last couple of months leading up to this election I have been plotting with Plato, and we decided UKRP with be a tester for the dictatorship module on party politics level! ~~(Don’t worry BDP, if the tests in UKRP is successful, you will be included in the beta testing round)~~. This will revolutionise the whole party system! No more will the party member have to worry about voting every 15th, and the party’s CP candidate will automatically be the PP/DICT. How awesome is that?

Other than that I intend to introduce the “pay as you feel” system to our party. Some of you might be familiar with this system from charity based cafés/restaurants and means that you pay for the food what you feel like and as a donation. This system will be introduced in regards to congress elections, where candidates will pay what they feel like as a donation to their glorious Leader, and I will sort the list according to the donations.

Other than that I promise a variety of Christmas competitions such as “Pin the tail on the Astrid”, “Guess the Length of Gali’s Beard”, “Guess the number of Whiskey Shots Fataliix will drink during the Christmas weekend”, “Stone all the pro-Trident MPs” + many many more and various Christmas treats, ~~(which will only be reviled if I am elected PP)~~.

But if in doubt of whether you should vote for me or not, just know that all the other candidates are essentially wrong, while I am the reincarnation of everything you believe in. (Also, Appleby touched my bum)

Insulting Prizes
Writing this article, I realised I promised a reward and all for the best insult in my last article. Seeing as I completely forgot I’ve decided to give 100cc for everyone who wrote an insult. Also there will be a first, second and third place with 10g/1000cc/500cc

So winner is:
1) Luke Bradferd