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[UKRP] Carpe Diem

Day 2,350, 04:47 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Sir Humphrey Appleby

Do come in! Try not to touch anything...

Good afternoon gentlemen (and Elle),

I was woken from a nap recently to be told that naturally, UKRP had topped the congressional elections - a message that irrespective of our humble number of candidates, the nation clearly favoured our fair and reasonable policies to suit the challenges Britian faces today. Of course, we were clearly touched by this suitable show of loyalty - and have elected to put forward some new plans for the betterment of our national community and most of those within it.

Firstly, we must identity the biggest threat outside of TUP Oligarchal rule. This is namely NE/Serbian Oligarchal rule, in which the metaphysicians among us will point out is neccessarily contrary to the doctrine of UKRP Oligarchal rule, and therefore must be removed in, say, a war nominally over by Christmas. Clearly, as demonstrated by the recent Parliamentary elections, Corporal Dapper 'n Sons Ltd cannot be trusted with the basic administrative tasks that medium-to-low office are entrusted to bear. So they must be removed.

Therefore, I propose an all out assault by the eUK community, including the dentist corps, to rescue and liberate the institution of New Era from the Serbians and our residential lunatics - and to redesignate it as a crech for our younger and more vulnerable citizens. Now a few of you might be wondering about the democratic accountability of this 'ere plan of mine - and certainly from a Serbian NE member point of view it would be rather nasty indeed. However, I'd like to remind people about a lil' thing called DIRECT DEMOCRACY - allowed by game mechanics that allowed DC to orchestrate their escapade in TUP this month :3.

Simply, what we need to do on the 15th coming up is arrange the largest ATO effort seen in Western Europe since the days of PEACE GC, and act like a community of peers whilst doing do. And to prove the point, I voted PCP rather than waste another seat 😛.

Much obliged for reading,

Appleby
UKRP Party President

Comments

WayneKerr Day 2,350, 04:48

Do I have to read it too?

Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 2,350, 04:48

No, just nod when I give the que

Yossarian Afudyakno Day 2,350, 10:42

Lolque

Zaphod the Kinky Psychopath Day 2,350, 04:54

You almost make this shit look sophisticated. 😃

Alphabethis Day 2,350, 05:54

this implies PTO forces won't divide their attack into TWO different top five parties , in a kind of PT-ATO(political takeover of the anti take over) or POTATO. Or even, if TUP will use its force to PTO spamicans and other no value parties instead on focusing on the ATO and APOTATO (ANTI POTATO).

Sven Goran Duran-Duran Day 2,350, 10:29

You want to declare war on New Era? Brilliant! That'll fix what's wrong with our broken society.

Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 2,350, 10:53

Glad you agree Sven! Would you like a place in the vanguard?

K to the izza Mo Fo Day 2,350, 11:45

http://www.erepublik.com/en/country/United-Kingdom/citizenship/applications/approved/382

The above link shows ON Line granting citizenship to Eleuthria

Eleuthria's true patriot damage history shows 40,455,349 for Serbia and their top damage in a campaign was 10,722,294 for Norway achieved while successfully defending Trondelag against Netherlands on day 2,349

Mass destruction weapons last used Small Bomb for China in the battle against North Korea on day 2,348

So that's fighting for 3 of our enemies 2 of which have invaded us recently and the third has members actively trying to PTO us. And there top damage just happened to be against one of our allies.

And as for, I was woken from a nap recently to be told that naturally, UKRP had topped the congressional elections - a message that irrespective of our humble number of candidates, the nation clearly favoured our fair and reasonable policies to suit the challenges Britian faces today.

That's because TUP elite directed to votes to you to waste congress seats in what I perceive to be a move that will cause more harm to this country than DC. While NE have been granting citizenship to Serbs left right and centre and field the crappy TUP done it with Polish excuse you should check your own congressmen before publishing an article about NE least you end up with one about your party.

What the other 3 top parties should do is from a coalition and let NE and TUP implode while we try to limit the damage and rebuild our country.

Alphabethis Day 2,350, 12:00

beautifully explained

CptChazbeard Day 2,350, 12:23

There are some fine points expressed here. o7

Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 2,350, 14:38

Actually I made a point to Keers about that candidate and how he'd be voted in. I have a guarantee from him that he takes full responsibility for this, so your criticism is directed at him

Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 2,350, 14:37

He was the last one on the list for a reason y'know :3

K to the izza Mo Fo Day 2,351, 08:04

Then I will apologise for directing at you, from what I have read and seem in the irc keers has spat the proverbial dummy out big time but you failed to address the point I made that ukrp received as many votes because keers directed voted to you to cut off the nose to spite the face. Knowing he was doing that could you not have maybe expanded your list to save the seats being wasted?

Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 2,351, 08:27

Nobody knew what was going on until the 24th, by which time it was too late