[UK Reform] THE OMINOUS RETURN OF DONDAPPER
Sir Humphrey Appleby
An interesting new member was found on election day, covered in numerical signs of the devil
Good afternoon gentlemen,
Following the usual rigged election I am happy to announce my 7th term as UK Reform Party President. Now that my control over the drinks cabinet has been fully secured, attention is necessarily turned to the twisted and wretched game of party politics. The status quo cannot be maintained, the current order must fall e.t.c. Thus, we have spawned our own DonDapper to once again tear down the edifice of Corrupt British Society, for the General Benefit of the Honest Working Man (or woman).
Therefore, I declare shame on all political opponents and their kin – and proclaim holy war on the seditious foundations of which they stand. They will probably be rehabilitated in an aggressive program of pub quizzes and political re-education, or cut down in a great bloodfrenzy inspired by an emptied bottle of Royal Lochnager. In any case; they will feel fundamentally Reformed.
Any decent Warrior Society needs decent Warriors to help form Command. After all, Good Fighters can be lost with Bad Tactics. So, if you reckon you’d like a bit of training or fancy joining us in the Beerhall, give this thread a quick read. If you haven’t got access then make an account and ask for the UKRP sub-forum here :3.
With Parliamentary elections round the corner we’ll also be opening applications to run as an official candidate in the next few days. You can either message me in game with your experience and amount of time you have or post on the thread opening soon on the forums.
Much obliged o/,
Sir Humphrey Appleby
Comments
First with love xoxo
his rank was 999, only 333 away from 666
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616 is the sign of the devil. 666 became it after a monk made a writing error.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616_(number)
So nothing wrong with 666. 🙂
Interesting number is 313 however (something with TUP as you might know).
these days you can't trust even devil's number, what's next ?
I thought it was originally 999 but got changed to 666 because of a phone number of some sort (I can't seem to remember)
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I didn't mention that because most of the time when I do people are all over me telling me I am wrong
p.s. 313 - TUP ?
313 is the secret number of the shit, I guess.
http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/313_Takeover
if you think about it , 999 is just 666 upside down (rather evilish), or rotated ( even more evilish). On the other hand, 666 in octal is 1747, and 666 in base 9 is 1330, on the other hand 666 is hexadecimal is 3e7.
http://www.translatorscafe.com/cafe/units-converter/numbers/calculator/octal-to-decimal/
Honest Working Man (or woman) , what about children or dogs?
sounds great,... a UKRP subforum where faked gokus and faked dondappers are bullied by real or faked ... ya know. .. the bullies, ad eternum, secula seculorum, ... in dubio pro reo.
Obligatory cheer.
It is a real honor that someone create an account in my name , and even more an honor that you use me in a article to promote UKRP , thanks you old yido !
COYS
Now you're using the word 'yid'. I'm taking it you aren't Jewish, Dapper.
I pointed him out to your party president at least a month ago, you are slack Appleby! 😛
we noticed him months ago... decided dapper wasn't worth the advertisement space.
Dapper is a god , voted for justice
Filled with eIrish Soldiers. Too cute.