[UK Reform] So it turns out you aint dead afterall then
Sir Humphrey Appleby
Evenin’ gents, hope the hangover has largely receded by now :3
Judging by the number of responses and lack of typos in the responses to our questionnaire I can only conclude that the party faithful have been cutting down their daily pints to a reasonable 30 or 40 - a clear indication of the inverse march of eProgress. Happily this bleak sober outlook didn’t affect the general objectivity of the results as some might have dreaded
#1: Can the submittants spell their own name
Result: This was alarmingly mixed to poor, with some minor cases of simple illiteracy and the occasional megalomaniac deciding they deserved an extra line
#2: Areas of interest on the game
Result: 3 of the 24 respondents decided that this simply begged the question of interest altogether and skipped this part entirely. Of the remaining 21 only 52% found the economical side of the game interesting - with home affairs slightly more positive on 61% and defence and foreign affairs storming ahead on 85%. Clearly our old reputation as a party of economists has waned instead to warlords and diplomats…
#3: Level of activity on the game
Result: Despite my optimism I’d be joined by fellow hordes of semi-actives it appeared those who were on almost everyday held the absolute majority at 87.5%, with only 3 out of 24 declaring otherwise.
#4: Congress & Party Participation
Result: A surprisingly high number of people happily volunteered to be shipped across the world to the great wilderness we call Parliament. Indeed, a further brave few even dared to offer to join me in the remote peaks of UKRP Leadership somewhere in Middle Earth (just off the M79). Should have a further article about updates here on the 23rd
🙂.
#6: What you would like to see the party do more of
Result: To my despair, the proposal to troll and raid other political parties was only met with a 2.26 approval rate (0 being lowest and 4 being highest), barely the majority. IRC meetings, however, happily suffered a similar lukewarm response - with games/events proving the most popular closely followed by an aggressive media spamming campaign (such as this
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#7: If you can write, please leave your own comments
NOTE FROM APPLEBY: Due to legal reasons a number of these cannot be published/they were insufficiently praising to the party leadership
Preside over us bagging another UKRP CP election victory. We're on two this year already (And a third cruelly snatched from our grasp)!
-Lionbeard ‘the magnificent’
Id like to see more UK fights, i moved to the UK to fight against sweeden, and when that finished, we entered a peace state i dont like, also, the DOs are chosen stupidly imho
-Benshamines
I think the Humphrey-effect allready kicked in. Last night there were 4 ppl active on the private IRC channel at the same time!
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-Dave Trenga
Lets just go for it y'know; we've got a decent core of pretty active guys, so lets increase stuff we're doing. Set up communes, food drops etc, IRC meetings, party games/competitions.
eUK has gone quiet and dull, lets be the guys to fill the void
-iAdastros
Cheers for reading :3. Congress article should be up on the 23rd but hopefully we'll have another article out before then.
Appleby
Comments
What is "spellll"? Does that have something to do with prince Harry Potter or the Charms?
u wot m8
I don't remember what my suggestions were but I think they were Rob the Bruce.
A sensible set of suggestions methinks
UKRP4LIFE o/
o7 nicely done mate good luck with your term
I eagerly await Appleby's customary disappearance act sometime next week.
I see someone knows how to spell Sweden!
whats the number for 999?
You happened to do this on the weekend I was down in deepest darkest Devon with no interweb access, thus no amazingly amusing response from myself.
However I applaud the Apples effect and push for a massive UKRP media campaign followed by tea and crumpets at Appleby's gaff.
Huzzah o7
Certa Cito? He's alive!
Look - your cry for assistance even found me in the depths of the Wiltshire Countryside!
Let's see what we can do in this coming election.....
Do candidates still canvas for votes - or is the 'modern' way just to stand back and see what happens?
CC