[UK] Glorious Leader ~ Decree #1
Ministry of Glorious Praise
Dear Friends,
Our Dear Leader, Aleks Popovic, has decreed the following as his first act after his accession as Country President.
Renaming of the Ministries
From this day, the Ministries of State shall be named the following:
Ministry of Finance will become the Ministry for Collecting CO (MoCCO) led by Comrade Huey George
Ministry of Foreign Affairs will become the Ministry of Inviting Countries to Sirius (MoICS), led by Comrade N W G
Ministry of Defence will become Ministry of Wiping Canadurp (MoWC), led by Comrade CptChazbeard
Change of Ministries
The Ministry of Home Affairs is hereby abolished by the gracious will of our Dear Leader, and is to be replaced by the following:
Ministry of Glorious Celebration and Praise of Dear Leader Aleks Popovic (MoGCDLAP) led by Comrade Adastros.
This noble ministry will be responsible for leading the nation in daily Celebration of the life and works of our Dear Leader Alex Popovic, and will consist of two departments:
The Pleas, Comments!! Department: Will Ensure that the eUK is fully educated on the glorious Career of the Dear Leader, and informed of his exploits as our beloved Leader.
The Shud Voted of Alex Department: Will Ensure that all eUK come to realise Alex’s greatness, showing those that cower in darkness the true glory that comes with the Dear Leader.
Comments
Huzzah o7
Huzzah o7
I'm so lucky to serve a great leader like Aleks.
It's like old soviet propaganda vomited on the ministries. Voted
It's a joke?
There's no jokes in the eUK sir. It's all srs bzns.
We need to ban UKRP as an anti eUK organisation for this slur against our most glorious leader!
Fear not Sexagenarian, all dissidents will be dealt with
Hail Alex o7
We should make a handbook of Dear Leaders most memorable sayings, and repeat them at the start of each day, and before sitting down for meals with the family.
o7
We need a picture of him riding a horse bareback with no shirt on.
Just voted for this article in Voters Club now, so I might as well read it 😃 o7
Paid propaganda is the best propaganda.
Of course.
I also have to add that if the cultural revolution is to be successful people need to be asked to dissolve their companies and give the money to the country, because private ownership is counterrevolutionary and all people are equal.
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Ok?
Voted. o7
Huzzah o7
HERESY! (:
Heresy grows from idleness, so get to work! 😛
Where's the picture riding bare chested on a horse?
Chaz or SerFartsalot who wrote this articles,please delete the article at once,I"ll repeat DELETE ARTICLE AT ONCE,THAT"S THE ORDER.The Office of the Country Presedent will release article and will put annoucment.The annoucement will be.RETURN THE NAMES of each and every Ministery to the old names.This is going too far.The damage is possibly done.This article will and already harm reputation of newly elected CP and what"s the most important,the damage was done by this article to entire eUK.
The Office of the Country Presedent wont tolerated this released article.Without knowing of the Office of the Country Presedent,this article is/was released in the morning or last night.
The great one has spoken!
Delete the article...
Trust me, no one is thinking any less of you because of this article, and if they are then they're probably not your electorate anyway xD.
Yeah, the fact that even his "supporters" won't listen to him when he tells them to stop doesn't make him look weak at all...
In fairness, with a reputation like yours, I'm not sure it could be damaged much further. It does make eUK sound like a cross between a banana republic in Central America or North Korea.
My North Korea style Banana Republic in Tropico performs extremely well.
They grow bananas in North Korea?
Well thank you, I installed Tropico now, there goes my Sunday...
I am not in charge of this Ministry my dear Leader and this is the perfect article.
@SerF maybe you didn"t in charge but who is in the charge will delete this article today or now.We are not funny eCountry,we are small but very serious country who has seerious problems,serious Gouverment to deal with problems.So for God sake SerFartsalot or iAdrstos or Chaaz delete the article NOW.
it was me, Dear Leader...
WTF... Have we all gone commie or mad. Rename everything and get comrades to run it.
I don't think I voted for that.
Please CptChazbeard Minister of Defence DELETE this article NOW,not tonight or tomorrow,NOW.Also renamed and bring back the old name of the Ministery where are you appointed,by the Presedent of the eUK.
BTW, you should stop listening to Neil who only wants you to resign. He's the only one thinking this is stupid. Everyone else think it's great. Remember who is actually on your side and block out enemy voices.
I don't have access to this org
looks idiotic to me especially the fact that clearly nobody knows who's running what or has access to what, kind of a joke
Maybe you just can't read. It states clearly what is what in the article.
Didn't take you long to make a personal attack it seems, maybe if you could read you'd be able to understand it seems your "beloved" cant work out who made this article which is supposedly written by his department.
Ministry of Finance will become the Ministry for Collecting CO (MoCCO) led by Comrade Huey George
Ministry of Foreign Affairs will become the Ministry of Inviting Countries to Sirius (MoICS), led by Comrade N W G
Ministry of Defence will become Ministry of Wiping Canadurp (MoWC), led by Comrade CptChazbeard
Ministry of Glorious Celebration and Praise of Dear Leader Aleks Popovic (MoGCDLAP) led by Comrade Adastros.
Quite clearly states who is running what. I imagine every single one of them as access to their relevant org.
Nobody knows who's running what sounds pretty normal to me
Ahh i see, you've misunderstood what i was referring to, i was talking about the fact Aleks is asking for this to be deleted and they cant work out who has posted "for him"
Many eUKers have access to Government owned Orgs, nearly every MU worth it's salt has a Government Org in it's possession. Even private citizens have access to Government Orgs. It could be anyone...
Does anybody even know what this Org was before it became Ministry of Glorious Praise?
Had this been done by a different CP, not one of you would have batted an eyelid, you'd have just lol'd and gone on your way. As people can see from the MoD and MoHA papers, the actual Ministry orgs are untouched. How an article proclaiming to change the ministries names can elicit this kind of response is beyond me...
Nicely done wayne, or wayne's drone.
Chaz what the heck are you doing?
Alex your so called friends are making you look like a fool again. Perhaps its time you distance yourself from them,
I don't have access to this org ffs
dafuk have I done?
Hail 07, finally a great leader once more!
WTF is this joke? Go back to North Korea!!
Hold on!
Before everyone continues to say that Chaz did this, this newspaper isn't the same MoD one that Chaz uses.
This fun article was by Wayne or serF.
Wayne is far too lazy to make those images.