[TRS] A congressional mandate for sweet lulz and great justice

Day 1,497, 21:53 • Published in Canada Canada • by AugustusV

I've woken up from my great two-clicking slumber (a more realistic alternative to "quitting"), and I shall resume my great quest to to lulzify this nation.

In case you haven't noticed yet, two things happened so far:

1. I renamed my newspaper "The Rogue Statesman", after the RL version of the online magazine that will soon hit the estands of the internetz. The name is obviously a tongue-in-cheek reference to "statesmanship", which you can read more about here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statesman

2. I was recently elected to Congress.

Moving on, I also have pretty good chances of becoming the next speaker in Congress.

Therefore I just want to make my political mandate clear:

1. I support Addy Lawrence, who has been the ONLY fully competent CP we've ever had (TemujinBC was pretty cool too but he was a beer-chugging butt who spent half the treasury on beer and the other half on Crimson Order escorts :> ).

2. I support the justice dept. and the Constitution and I will not allow it to be made obsolete.

3. I will work to encourage activity both in Congress and among citizens.

4. I will work hard to bring lulz to this nation. Rolo is not our only alternative to "fun and exciting" stuff.

5. I will encourage aggressive expansionist policy in eCanada, and a push to make our voice better heard on the international stage. We don't need tends of thousands of citizens to be leaders in our alliance, we just need enough ego to compensate for it.

So with that being said, I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 😃



P.S. Ron Paul 2012! \o/