Štrajk | Strike

Day 876, 05:40 • Published in Serbia Serbia • by Ciric Nemanja
English version bellow

Dragi moji,
Što je mnogo, mnogo je. Nakon premije od 3,01 zlatnika za vojničku medalju koja je rezultat višemesečng treniranja bez Napoleona odlučio sam da stupim u štrajk. Ne treba mi jedan jedini smrdljivi zlatnik od administratora ništa prijatnijeg vonja. Mada bi najidealnije bilo da ignorišem tupave mape koje dobijam u budućnosti, neću da im pružim to zadovoljstvo, kada me već kradu, da im prepustim i ono što pokrali nisu. Umesto toga, obznanjujem svaku medalju koju dobijem sa tačnom sumom (ako nekome u životu nešto znači, mogu i da kačim slike, mada je njih više nego jednostavno falsifikovati) "zgoditka" i ma kolika ona bila doniram je nekome.

Ko je taj neko?
Možda baš ti. Stavite u komentar razlog zašto smatrate da treba da dobijete, u ovom slučaju 3,01 zlatnik, i ukoliko mi se svidi, proklete pare su vaše. Garantujem da će do sutra u ovo vreme (05:00 po eRep vremenu) neko od ljudi koji su komentarisati biti bogatiji za mojih 3,01 zlatnika. Pravila nema, možete da budete humanitarna organizacija koja lepo obrazloži svoje finansijske potrebe i planove, možete da napišete neki stih, možete da nas nasmejete nekom glupošću, dakle u pitanju je slobodna tema i jedini kriterijum je šta mi se svidi.

Jedino što je isključeno iz konkurencije su besmisleni komentari (prvi, pertamax, smešci, generične i neiskrene rečenice i slično). Ljudi koji naprave makar jedan takav komentar se neće uzimati u obzir ma šta pre ili posle njega pisali. Dosta više sa tim glupostima... I, pošto je u roku od pet minuta već počelo: ljudi koji šalju privatne poruke će takođe biti ignorisani. U obzir dolaze samo komentari.

Šta hoću za uzvrat?
Apsolutno ništa. Slučajno da se neko nije pretplatio mišlju da je ovo promovisanje novina za žurnalističku nagradu. Toliko toga sam dobrog napisao da ću kao najgrđu uvredu na račun svog dosadašnjeg rada shvatiti trivijalizovanje tog rada time što će neko da glasa zamo zbog para koje ću svakako podeliti. Glasovi su dobro-došli, čisto kako bih zlotvorima stao na žulj, ali čak i da nemam niti jedan jedini glas ili pretplatu, zlato će biti dodeljeno. Ovo nije lutrija (i kao takva nije spam), nije reklama, nije nikakva slična glupost kojom nameravam da ostvarim neku korist, već se radi o javnom izražavanju indignacije prema ovim promenama i redu eRepublik osoblja generalno. Nadam se da moj kredibilitet dovoljan da tako nešto bude svima apsolutno jasno.

Neka igre počnu.

English version

Dear readers,
of all I can stand, I can stand no more. After receiving "the prize" of 3.01 gold for my super soldier medal, the result of months of training without Napoleon, I decided to go into strike. I do not need a single stinking piece of gold from the bloody admins. I have considered just ignoring the maps from here on out, but I refuse to give the greedy, selfish, moneygrubbing crooks the satisfaction of giving up that little which they have not (yet) stolen. Instead, I declare that I shall make public every prize I get from the maps and donate it to someone.

Someone who?
Maybe you. Post a comment explaining why you think you should win the 3,01 gold I'm giving out, and if I like what you wrote, the damned gold is all yours. I guarantee that by this time tomorrow (05:00 by eRep time) someone from the list of people that have commented on this article will have become 3,01 gold richer. There are no rules, you can be a humanitarian org with a detailed description of your financial needs and wants, you can write a few lines of poetry, you can make us laugh with some sillyness, it's completely open and the only criterion is &quot😉o I like it or not".

The only rule is NO stupid comments like "first", "pertamax", smileys, generic and unsincere sentances and the like. Anyone making any such comment will be passed over for the gold, despite what he or she may have written before or since. Oh, and no private messages regarding this matter or you get disqualifed, only comments are taken into consideration.

What do I ask in return?
Absolutely nothng. Don't you even dare subscribing with the thought that this is some kind of promotion of my newspaper for the MM medal! I have written so many quality articles that I shall consider any devaluation of my work by even thinking that you should sub just for the money, which I shall give out regardless the gravest of insults. Votes are wellcome, since many votes allow me to rubb it in the despot's faces, but I shall give out the gold even if I don't get a single vote or sub. This is NOT a lottery (and as such does not constitute spam), nor is it a advertisment for my paper or any other such thing where I expect to make a gain. This is about publicly expressing indignation over the way we're being treated here. I can only hope that my credibility is enough to make this point absolutely clear to all.

Let the games begin.