[TL;DR]Historical Background of The Order

Day 1,728, 12:56 • Published in Canada Portugal • by Julio de Matos

People tend to think the portuguese struggle against the pig-disgusting spaniards are related to region bonus and small bickering between two neighbours, but it is not so.
Its roots come from the spaniard hatred of the gifts bestowed upon us by Dio Brando, trying to take some shred of divine power after their downfall from His eyes.

As promised earlier it is my duty as priest and Grandmaster of The Order of the Moustache to pass the religious knowledge of my people and shed some light into recent conflicts of the Iberian Peninsula.


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THE HISTORY
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Mystic orders are created to give a palpable feeling of faith and belonging to its members.

Arthk of The Owl, our first grandmaster, had a vision of Dio Brando calling him to /v/akistan to be the keeper of the most powerful artifact of the face of the New World.



Arthk, past believer of pig-disgusting capitalism.


Sensing his ascention from the New World to be near, Dio gave Arthk the instrument He used to keep his harem satisfied.


THE COCK


Take my Cock. Release it when the time comes. Not after, nor before!
- Dio Brando


A mythical creature rumored to empower nations or be their doom, it’s believed among the order that it brings salvation through the complete anihilation of the known world, shaping it in the glorious sand of Dio when the Final Trumpet sounds upon the land.


Transformed by his encounter and newfound responsibility, Arthk of The Owl returned to Portugal with his faith restored and renewed. His visage transformed by the glory of Dio now sported a moustache.





Soon began the construction of the Temple of the North, the headquarters of the Order in the region of Norte. Empowered by the moustache he then became president, declared Portugal a dioist state and diverted all resources for the construction of a temple and the recruit of the faithful to guard and serve the Holy Cock of Dio as knights and priests.



Painting of the finished Temple of the North, Day 1000 of the New World

The Cock became an important piece of history and culture of the portuguese, featured in every northern house bringing prosperity for their owners



Several Cocks



A children at the Day of The Holy Cock, previously known as Halloween



A priestess of the Holy Cock


A priestess tending to her Cocks



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THE NEIGHBOUR JEALOUSY
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The presence of the Holy Cock of Dio made Norte prosper from a resourceless region to a religious Mecca full of Aluminium, and these events caught the eyes of the spaniards, a misguided, pig-disgusting barbarian sect who turned away from Pakistan and the glory of Dio. A sore upon the Iberian Peninsula.

Using the gathering of resources as an excuse to invade Norte, the jealous pig-disgusting spaniards began the search for the holy relic, for the Cock was their only want.


I want the Cock!
- A spaniard emperor

The sand brought to build the Temple of the North was brought from /v/akistan. As such, the temple remains masked from their greed for now.
But the spaniards are known to be relentless brutes. In the proportion of four per Holy Knight, soon the warrior-priests began to fall. Their holy protection was not enought to stop the tide of saracens.



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THE JOURNEY TO SAFEGUARD THE COCK
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After years of relative peace, the discovery of the Temple was imminent. Something had to be done to protect the Holy Cock from falling in the hands of the dangerous heathens.


A summit was convened last month where I was nominated the 23rd Grandmaster by the Summit of the Elders, and was ordered to seek refuge in a big country with a vast expanse of wilderness to hide the Cock and an affinity with Portugal.
The choice was clear.


Under the wilderness of Quebec I’ve constructed a hut and a pen to guard and secure the Holy Cock and its harem.
The wild, gentle moose come from time to time to see the Cock. The bears, black as Norte’s night, honor the Cock by guarding it until knights are found to protect it.


The construction of the new temple has begun as I watch the skies and feel the earth, waiting for the sandworm to bring me news of the Temple of the North: either of its eventual discovery and destruction, or the victory of their knights.


Let it be known through the lan😛 The pig-disgusting spaniards want the Cock but now it’s Canada who has it!