[TIA] We are not sosnooley: USA+Russia = <3

Day 1,187, 10:38 • Published in USA USA • by Alexandr Sunbeliever III

Hello, fellow americans. Following CRoy's example, I'll try not to turn this article into tl;dr and be as informative as possible.


8 months ago I led Russia directly to California. If someone told me that in less than a year I'm going to work for american government in humiliating conditions like a mexican I would not have believed him. Still, the fact remains. It was a pain in the ass to get legal US citizenship; it was almost impossible to get a trust. That's why the only thing I am able to do is keeping in touch with St Krems and being the connecting link between Russia and USA. However, I don't have a full access to government channels on IRC and forum. New president ignores my messages, as well as new MoFA. I was denied to join US army for 7 (sic!) times. Nevertheless, I'm acting like none of things mentioned above happened.



I'll try to explain you what Russia is as an ally. What is Eastern Europe, what happens there and what does "sosnooley'" mean.



Eastern Europe is Romania, Russia, Hungary, Poland and a bunch of losers (with all due respect). Moldova, Belarus and Ukraine are divided into Big-4 spheres of influence. Success varies with time. Some time ago the situation there remained generally stable: Belarus was PTOed by Poland, Ukraine was de facto EDEN's member and Moldova was Romanian satellite which was constantly fighting for it's independence. Russian-hungarian and romanian-polish tandem seemed to oppose each other forever. But everything has changed.



The story begins with Phoenix's and EDEN's collapse. Hungary invades Ukraine, and destroys it. With romanian and croatian help, emptying the state treasury, Ukraine retakes most of it's regions. Celebrating didn't last for long. These regions are immediately occupied by Russia which is fed up dealing with a "little sis". Now Russia replaces Hungary. History repeats itself in some time. Croatians free the western Ukraine. The was is prolonged. Wasting it's last gold reserves, Ukraine without allies and MPPs beats off mighty and strong Russia and it's allies. Now Romania goes in. Ukraine is freakingly happy - it's their chance to survive. Alas, Romanians have their own agenda. By arrangement with Russians they occupy part of "historically significant territories" Bukovina and Bessarabia. And here Hungary goes in. Her goal is Belarus, and in order to reach it they have to go through a "blue corridor". For a while there are rumours that Russia blocks Hungary and protects Belarus. Apparently, pragmatism prevails and this isn't going to happen. We can expect the final dividing Ukraine into 3 "spheres of influence" (Russia, Romania, Hungary) and dividing Belarus into two (Poland and Hungary) or three (+Russia) parts.



What is Russia? Russia is an army. Presidents come and go. Ministry of Defense is always the same. They are Ivans who can dance Kalinka-Malinka, shot from an AK-47 and drink vodka at the same time. Russian army is a psycho-bear. Today he beats Poland and takes Berlin away, and tomorrow lands in the wrong region. When Russians lose they don't cry, they don't analize the battle, they say «mi sosnooley» and drink vodka. And therein their strength lies. Russians have good relationships with Serbs, and this causes apprehension among Americans. But this does not prevent Russians to fight for Brazil. Russians are the most loyal allies. They change their foreign policy unwillingly, but they follow it by all means. Russians are good people. It's easy and nice to be friends with them.





Russian army is divided into two parts. The main strike force is "Red Army", it obeys the Ministry of Defense. This is the union of 4 divisions: "RSF", "WPRA", elite forces "TC" and "Phoenix." The second part is a military training corps "RMA", irregular unit "RIC" and the "RAF". There are still several units that obey the party leadership.



If you meet their avatars in battles you should know that these are America's friends. This is the Russian army.

Hope you had fun. Sunbeliver. Special thanks to chebbba. ❤