[TIA] Sunny scholarship
Day 1,264, 10:11
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by Alexandr Sunbeliever III
Firstly let's enjoy the good bossa nova. Also, don't forget to vote it if you'll think that you should.
Dear friends, several months ago, I, a bloody commie, had arried from Soviet Bot-Russia to America, and discovered the wonders of capitalism for myself. Now I am an insolent, fat bastard like you. Just kidding.
The thing is, I have started making more gold than I need. As is the custom, I am banned every year and a half, thus taking my precious gold away. Precisely because of that I try not to hoard it. But now I've come up with something better.
I've decided to create a scholarship for cool players: talented politicians, good journalists, and otherwise fun dudes. Every week I will choose one such person, and take it upon myself to provide them with 2 gold and 300 food health daily, which they will be free to do with as they please. As resources permit, I'll try to sweeten the deal with more gold and some weapons.
For this week I've chosen the Ukrainian girl, Julya, who didn't win the beauty contest because it was organized by dullards who didn't believe her photo was real. In any case, she is a real proof of the superiority of the Ukrainian girls over the Russian. (Let's hoholsrach began!)
But today I'd like you to help me choose next week's winner. It can be whoever you please, whether it's a young player or an oldfag, an ally of America or a polack. I'm looking for the truly cool guys who will put these modest gifts to good use. AAlso, I will be glad to accept any donations. I promise to use them to increase scholarships.
P.S. Dear Mary, if by some incredible way you saw this post, know that I just dabble. < 3
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The music and the pic should have earned you at least 100 votes, but I can only give 1.
v interesting idea,
nice girl
Mary as in Jesus or Mary as in Mary Sunbeliever III? ; )
Vote. Good idea.
I hereby put my candidacy forward to receive the gifts. Why? Because I'm Spanish and I don't like Mexican food. Guess that's rare and notable enough.
ukrainian girls are the best ones!
ukrainian girls are the best ones!х2
она тебе все равно не даст)
У меня другой «атташе», бро. Это вопрос принципа и справедливости.
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2 Khebit: Chuletas are my favorite! And paella, of course! Could you send me a little?)))
ofc 🙂
thnx! just taste ukrainian salo!!!)))buen provecho!
Дай мне! Дай мне! ^__^
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Be my sponsour 😃
Выбери меня, выбери меня,
Птица счастья завтрашнего дня.
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that's not fair!((( why only for dudes?(
Ok then, for chks too.
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My donation in sub + vote form for this cool idea for hot players
greetings from Macedonia!
I'll take some gold
I, for one, поддерживаю кандидатуру Флешика.
Алсо, офигенная идея, господин Санбеливер.
А где пруфпик то? Sup /erep/ и все такое.
then I have the next question: can I aplly for the scholarship in order to spend it for newcommers of EMC? (it's the 5 курінь))) they are the weakest. (opposition (it's a tradition): they take only strong players!)
We can supply them with bread and weapons. but gold is needed to increase thir strenth faster so they can make more influence in battles.
and bread for 300 health can be given for players who are not members of any military unit.
I great idea came to my mind! Could you give a scholarship to reperesentatives of the 5th курінь every week?) we would honer you with a medal for great participation in the development of the Ukrainian defenders made specially for you)))))))))) (just a joke)
Спасибо большое!)
Потрачу с умом!
She did not win because the difference between the proof picture and the competition pics revealed that her superiority comes from a photographer and photoshop skills, not true beauty. She did not win because the jury has brains, not because somebody did not believe her.
And the way she argued the results, saying, that if everything was fair, it is evident she would have won, is just pathetic.
I could use two gold to run for Party President of the party I am doing nothing with and have no plans to do anything with and am squatting in as an homage to it's former greatness.
Just sayin'.
Have fun, you fat, insolent bastard. 😉
I nominate kotekzot < 3
v+s and please take me for your next candidate 😃
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