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[TheSchuReport] The September Running Man: Congress or Bust!

Day 3,225, 12:50 • Published in USA Japan

• by Schubacca

Dateline: Day 3,225

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1. The September Running Man: Congress or Bust!

The September Running Man: Congress or Bust!

I am running again because I love to keep running for congress so people can stare at my pretty face. After I am just another person but person that everyone should take seriously. Some people probably think I am crazy. Why is he running again and why no legislation to get himself on the map? I have good answer for that which I will say that time is coming. I will surprise when I do it.

I am here to tell you why you should vote for SFP in the congressional elections so I make yet another return for congress. Here is what I will do:

1. Sponsor legislation to honor Wild Owl as the greatest eAmerican alive. After I did pardon him at Thanksgiving when I returned to this game a third time almost one year ago.

2. I will propose a piece of legislation and many more. Please refer #1 please.

3. Something's fishy in eUSA which I plan to get to the bottom of it to find that stench.

4. I will go far to declare aliens run our eAmerican government. Even so they plotting every minute and hour figuring out new ways to take it over. Then over again. Over again. Over again. Over again. Well they just like repeat themselves while screwing up in the process.

America I am glad to run for congress again. Vote me for because I am most love and so under appreciated. To that second place in a country president race keeps the blood flowing with cup of fine tea.