★ The long-awaited article. ★

Day 1,239, 11:04 • Published in United Arab Emirates Russia • by Al' Capone


Good day, friends.
Rather infrequently can see the article by UAE government and a bad thing. Therefore, I want to apologize to its citizens for the information deficit in the press. Recently we had a war with Greece, and its objectives were not given in the press.
From now on, I promise that each week will publish a small article about everything that happened in our country in the last 7 days. 🙂



For starters, I would like to clarify the situation with the past elections. As you can see, the president is now oboj - this is my old friend, who decided to buy a medal of the President. The money received from the coin, we can sign some MPP.

The second news, which I would like to tell a war with Greece, and ended the war with Saudi Arabia. As you all remember, we, together with Israel is very well divided regions of Saudi Arabia among themselves, getting everyone the profit, but, unfortunately, our plans were spoiled by the appearance of some of the more powerful countries, such as Greece and Bulgaria. Bulgaria is now busy Iran, well, and Greece did not interfere to pass through Saudi Arabia. Another bad news was the novelty of the Administration -"Trade routes" on which the bonus from the regions is given only when they connects each other flesh to the country's capital.

That is why Greece had breached the contract, took some of our regions and without remorse took the other, blocking the way for us to Hail and Tabuk (grain and aluminum). Likewise, I will not deny that Turkey is our ally and practically a neighbor invited us to declare war on Greece and promised to help us. Unfortunately, they have difficulties with Bulgaria, so in the full amount was not provided, and in the war against Greece, which exceeds the strength of our hundreds of times, we lost a region by region. In this regard, the UAE government has decided that the only possibility of resolving this situation is to start negotiations with Greece. As you can see, the war with Greece was locked.

It is possible that in the coming days we will reappear grain, but more on that later.



Another problem is the low rate of our national money, which we can not raise due to lack of large numbers of people. I hope that soon we will solve this problem.

As you may recall, last month we had 8 MPP; The UAE government has decided that such a large number (for this we have spent 800 Gold) we don't need and we reduce the number to 4. Now we have MPP with Macedonia and Turkey plan to sign with Indonesia and Serbia.



The last thing I want to talk, this is our resistance. Opposition, the "revolutionaries", as they call themselves, some players, and official authorities. Frankly, I'm tired already. You can see that we never stole a dime from the Treasury, we have efficient army, we have allies, and were once conquered regions. You and I shared goals and common country. May already be enough to joke with each other? To begin, I would like to suggest "opposition" to become part of United Defence Force (official national army) and create your platoon. We will have general orders, general company and general supplies. You will receive the same number of tanks and breads, how many are receiving and the other fighters.

If there are interested parties, please write me a personal letter.

The UAE government is currently as follows:

President - Al 'Capone
Vice President Cl4trap
Minister of Foreign Affairs - alfaprime
Vice MoFA - Cerberusik
Minister of Defense - Potter_dpk
Minister of Finance and Economics - Nabros

Sincerely, Your president.