~The Impeachment of Silent Bob~
Day 472, 01:39
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Published in Austria 
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by Chicco
Dear Austrian congressmen and congresswomen!
I pledge to award 10 gifts, special media coverage, and the Grand Star of the Decoration of Honor for Services to the Republic of Austria to the first congressman to impeach that son of a b*tch
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Go for it!
(I hope it's Torgo!)
Never forget: Rot Weiß Rot bis in den Tod!
~Chicco
The last legitimate President of Austria~
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I tried to but... "You cannot propose another president impeachment within 7 days from the last proposal" apparently - even if it is a different president!
How did SB get elected anyway - I'd have thought that on a 50/50 split vote, the status quo would be maintained
And another thing - why is Carinthia still Austria on my screen? Means I can't take a job that pays in DEM.
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Ah - I seem to have retreated into Tyrol. Don't remember doing that. Oh well...
Rot Weiss Rot bis Rot Gelb Schwarz?
Despite the even votes Bob was elected because he is ahead in experience points.
Well it's a shame we can't get rid of him. I didn't know about the 7-day rule. I also have to say the Wiki is a disgrace because there is not a single article on impeachment. I mean, how are we supposed to know all these things? Through hearsay?
I guess there is nothing we can do now. He cannot influence things in a meaningful way anyway, so let's stop worrying about him. In a few days we will have awoken from the nightmare that is Bob.
Too bad I have to keep the Decoration of Honor now 🙁
True Tales of Turpitude:
Silent Bob openly masticates three times a day
Silent Bob pays money to watch thespians on film
Silent Bob nodded knowingly when my prize goat was pregnant
Hurrghmmph. I tried, but like Kretchmar, failed.
I've sent out a plea for moving tickets though, if needs be we can leave Tyrol to rot.
Love this article. If i was in congress, i would fight until i was dead till the seven days were up just to impeach the b******!
Silent Bob does not defend his actions. Too much drunken debauchery? Perhaps he OD'd on a curious mixture of Drano and baby laxative. That would explain many of his bizarre actions and chronic need to loot the treasury for more cash.
Another game flaw! Congressmen have to resign when they leave the country - but Presidents apparently do not. Silent Bob has fled to TransDanubia, yet he still remains President of eTyrol!
This game needs a 'assassination module'
I'm working on assassinating his character. He must have just needed to ding that achievement for the 5 gold bounty. Is there any sordid act SB will not consent to for money? That gives new meaning to the phrase 'dog and pony show'.
That is really an outrage that he is allowed to move. I am speechless.
Given the fact that the backstabbing Hungarians failed to turn over Burgenland, this whole operation might drag on for longer. So I decided to stay in Tyrol although I'm not even in Congress anymore.
At least I can be reinstated in 6 long days 🙁
I agree. There may be almost nothing left of it today, but anyone still in eAustria who is not proud to be here ought to just GET OUT NOW!
Silent Bob passed through the system like a bean burrito dipped in vaseline. Only his unique stench remains. Would that his running dog lackeys also vanished.
Sadly the system prevented Torgo from pulling the plug on SB after the midnight tick. Pacific Time Zone is at a technical disadvantage in many ways.
Happy is the new morning for Austria! The Proposal is made!