THE DAILY ROTTEN~~~HEADLINE NEWS~~~JUNE 20

Day 578, 21:01 • Published in USA Canada • by Bill Forder

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THE DAILY ROTTEN~~~HEADLINE NEWS~~~JUNE 20 ________________________________________ ________________________________________


Order of Events:
1.eRepublik News (American News and International News)
2.Joke
3.Quote of the Day





eRepublik News(American): Today America once again did absoulutely nothing, except pass bills. No war games for over three days and people are getting trigger happy. I myself am quiet bored and resorting to playing first person shooters to satisfy my urge to wage war(Yes, in fact I do have problems)
International News: Germany got some land back, PEACE had there wars games(Jealousy here), and France is having a little resistance war.(Today is a SLOW day)

Joke:

In Czechoslovakia, there's a train speeding along. In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful vivacious young woman, an old matronly woman, a Russian soldier, and aCzech dissident.
Suddenly the train goes through a tunnel. It is completely dark. Then is heard a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap. When the train exits the tunnel, the Russian soldier is holding the side of his face, and the Czech dissident is grinning his face off.

The old matronly woman thinks : "Now that's a fine young woman, theRussian soldier tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slap shim one!"

The young woman is thinking : "Now that's a strange Russian soldier,he'd rather kiss that old hag than me."

The Russian soldier is thinking : "Now that's a smart Czech, he steal the kiss and I get slapped."

And the Czech dissident is thinking : "Gee I'm smart! We go through the tunnel, I kiss the back of my hand and get away with slapping aRussian soldier."

Quote of the day: "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.”
~General George S. Patton