[TERRA] Poland and Sweden: Best Friends Forever
SenatusPopulusQueRomanus
Good morning, pupils,
Today we’re going to learn a bit about the etiquette of dealing with your friends and about how to get what we want from allies, with Polish and ONE HQ experts as our guests during the Poland vs Sweden negotiations about German territories.
The first step is to immediately begin passing a Natural Enemy law against the other party. This sends the clear signal to your friends that you would like very much for them to give you everything they have. It also gently reminds them (in case it had slipped anyone’s mind!) that resources are infinitely more important than your friendships
Now the alliance HQ will have to act as mediators, in a super secret meeting between all parties concerned. When you enter the discussion room, feel free to skip any greetings: they are not important when you’re good friends with a long history of cooperation and from the same alliance, like Sweden and Poland. However, it shows good manners to make some sort of smalltalk, as shown in this example:
21:14 Last_Straw • lonestar is online?
21:14 Lonestar • yea
21:14 Last_Straw • Lonestar, u are a girl?
It is super effective!
21:15 Lonestar › goes back to playing swtor
If you manage to repair the situation and begin the serious talk, remember to clearly state your intentions.
21:15 Last_Straw • its important to continue our negotiating
😃
(...)
21:16 Last_Straw • ok, back to germany. As u know, we want to conquer our... territory
🙂. We need 2way tunnel.
21:16 Last_Straw • we need bab and saxony
21:18 Last_Straw • cause it will 2way tunnel.
Remember, stating your intention only once doesn’t work, you need to repeat it with appropriate reasoning (like mentioned above).
But even the best of us gets angry from time to time... Remember to express your anger in a polite tone. Sometimes foreigners are a little bit slow to understand how desperately you WANT what they have, so swear, curse, shout and threaten to overcome the linguistic and cultural differences.
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However annoyed that you might be with your ally for not immediately giving you exactly what you demanded and being grateful to you for not wiping them, never let them know that you are annoyed. Be calm!
22:20 Lonestar • Yea, with Polish Diplomacy, anything is possible, and i really mean, ANYTHING
22:20 Lonestar •
😃
22:21 Lonestar • All hail Polish Diplomacy!
22:21 Lonestar • Just send in Last_Straw and you will have ATLANTIS back and kicking within a day or two
22:22 Last_Straw • Another moment of such a tone from your site Lonestar and say goodbye to the regions of our native territory (Germany)
Now, in the case of the HQ, you will probably see both sides of the story, and in complex diplomatic situations like this, both sides will probably have put forward equally compelling cases. But fear not: there is ALWAYS a solution. To find out which side is in the right, simply check the API to see which country is stronger.
We will guarantie that this passes...
ok
we have an agreement
Problem solved. Sorry Sweden!
This month live from HQ,
just for you,
TERRA HQ.
Comments
Terra had a gay hornet logo like 13 months ago.
BFF 😘
Owwn... They're like BFF 😘*
BFF 😘**
tourette syndrom ffs?
xd
hahah good one Poland
TERRA ♥
behead thus who insult polan
hahahahahaha
good ONE Poland xD
BFF 😘***
Best article ever, I wish someone in EDEN HQ could write like that.
he is busy licking a polish bumhole
hehe
Oh is THAT who you are? 😁
indeed dr_revenue :/
funny thing to publish this from terra newspaper.lol
you know terra is good,terra is love and mutual respect...just ask chile
lol
What about Chile ?
pig disgusting Sweden is pig disgusting
ll
It is super effective!
TERRA ♥
TERRA IS LOVE !!!!
Just ask Chile x2
fancy
😛opcorn
oh poland, my poland 😃
TERRA IS LOVE !!!!
Just ask Chile x3
Terra is (g)Love o7
"I've had it with this motherf**king Swedes in this motherf**king Germany!"
unknown Polish hero
TERRA IS LOVE !!!!
Just ask Chile x4
sverige är bäst o/
Since when does Siddy use nick SGiddy?
hahahaha 😃 vot
LOL ..nice job ONE...*spit*
you know terra is good,terra is love and mutual respect...just ask chile x5
Best friends forever.
I know polish diplomacy very well, but thats is funny - newspaper of Alliance who kicked out Chile now writing something about "Polish - Sweden friendship"
Even if Pol- Swe have arguing - they will still fight in ONE side. Look at what have u done for Chile and pls dont spam me with "whole terra helping Chile" and "chile making dirty tricks" because i know about everything what have Terra done in this.
So, before looking at someone, look at yourself terra. Whole Canada - USA diplomacy os now very funny to read
All you derps waffling on about Chile, how does that affect the Polish reps' behaviour?
"So, before looking at someone, look at yourself terra. Whole Canada - USA diplomacy os now very funny to read" +1
Hail to ePolish diplomacy!
If eSweden want to attack ePoland, I'm sure that TEDEN will be happy to help to wipe them again. At least me!
I had a lot of fun during the Broliance counter-strike! I miss the days when Poland ran away and TEDEN finished the hunt.
TERRA IS LOVE !!!!
Just ask Chile x5
maggie you are right
Margaret H ThatcherThat's ok, let's hold hands and sing how awesome TEDEN is. 😃
It just shows Poland hasn't learned lessons from TEDEN's mistakes. /me shrugs
o7
We watch how Terra treat Chlle and how Eden treat old allie - Bulgaria and want the same.
all alliances are backstabbers disband all alliances and start over yes? xD
Canada and Irland should be in ONE. Then all fun guys would be in same alliance 😃
TERRA and EDEN did the right thing:
we don't want, we don't keep it like a pet.
gratz, ONE.
I must admit I laughed at it.
yes Vigoncalves, here is your Turkey in TEDEN, have fun, goodbye.