[SWDL] A Survival guide in the TUP
Day 1,026, 12:56
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by Joniff
While its quiet on the newspaper front, I offer you the Sheep worrying defence league guide to survival in the TUP.
1. This is your new home
2. These are your new friends
3. This is your new leader
4. This is how Party Presidents elections happen
5. This is your free party food
6. What happens if you don’t agree with your new party.
7. Meeting the PCP conference
8. What happens if you still don’t agree
9. What happens if you stay too long in the TUP
10. And finally what the U actually stands for in TUP.
This message brought to you by the Sheep worrying defence league – Because we care.
Joniff
Just another chimp in need of a woolly jumper.
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Oh look, some original content based in fact. I, for one, am astounded.
I am strangely aroused by this article
baaaaaaaaaaaa
Interesting sheep related content. Voted for sheep.
An out-of-towner was driving through a small town in Montana and passed a restaurant.
He wanted to make a U-turn, but saw a police officer just up ahead.
He pulls up and asks the officer, "Excuse me, but can you make a u-turn?"
The officer looks at the fella and says, "Well hell yeah! I can even make her eyes bug out!"
Your damn right, Veryplayful, I missed a joke, the U in TUP stands for Ewe.
Oh so that's why I stood for Congress those times. At last, something in the game is beginning to make sense.
interesting
@Joniff; what do you think the T in TUP stands for? You're currently advertising about the evil that is The The Unity Party...
@jamesw, your quite right about my abbreviation faux pas.
I don't characterise anything I've done, as advertising the evil: The TUP is a warm, cuddly and fluffy party where you are free to frollock and grow with your many friends.
What does this make you, mint sauce?
I once considered joining the TUP Unity Party.
Never again.