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Day 883, 19:55 • Published in USA USA • by PrincessMedyPi

So, people thought I was dead. That's pretty sad. As GLaDOS has proclaimed for years, I'm still alive. Oh, yeah ... I'm also an American citizen again.


Time for a little Q and A.

Q: ZOMG, SHE'S PRINCESSMEDYSPY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
A: Yeah, that's pretty old, fake news. Paranoid people need not apply.

Q: WHY DID YOU COME BACK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
A: You guys asked. Now, you're complaining because I'm back. Ffffff. Makes me want to leave and go back to the UK ^.^

Q: WHAT HAPPENED TO PORTUGAL?
A: Well, it's where I keep my vacation home. I love my moustache, and I still wear it proudly. It's the place I will go to die when that time comes. Contrary to the belief that it would be Turkey or Alaska, Portugal is where I call home.

Q: SO DOES THIS MEAN JUSTINIOUS IS COMING BACK??!!!?!?!?!??!??!
A: Ummm, no. In case you missed the memo, Justinious died like a year ago, and I have since moved on.

Q: OMFG, WILL YOU FINALLY MARRY ME?
A: Nope. I'm taken by the one man who I will be attached to to my grave. Have been for like 9 months. I think you may have heard of him--his name is GLaDOS.

Q: WHAAAAAAAT? WHY WASN'T I INVITED TO THE WEDDING?
A: There was no wedding because it's common law. We've just been together that long.

Q: CAKE OR PIE?
A: Pie on Pi, duh.

Q: I'M YOUR BROTHER.
A: I know. Too bad nobody else does. Protip for A Timely Bitch readers: Emerick is my brother.

Q: Who the hell are you? Might help out some of the people who were born in the apparently long ass time you were away?
A: Oh yeah. Even though it's really out of date, my wiki has a bit about me. Some highlights for the tl;dr known as my wiki. Former Turkish Congresswoman and PP. Former American VP, CoS, Congresswoman, Creator of the Department of Citizen Affairs & The Welcoming Party, PP of UIP, Founding member of SCI, Ambassador to Finland, Marine, Co-Founder of the eusforum, etc. Former PP of the Orange Party in Japan and handled some foreign affairs there too. I can never remember anything I've done.

Q: Are you gonna run for president again? Or party president? Or will will you stay out of politics?
A: I haven't decided what I'm going to do. I probably won't ever run for President again, even though it was pretty fun. I'd love to be a PP again, as that is a pretty fun job and doesn't require a crap ton of time. I've been asked to come back to congress before as well, and I'm not ready for that kind of commitment nor the forum again. For now, I'll probably stay out of politics, as I'm in the middle of some IRL stuff.

Q: How do you feel about the Publius Fist?
A: I throw up that fist with pride. I also am the only person that can fist Publius. So, that's p great.

Q:  You like me? ^.^
A: OFC I do, DDimow! You are pretty awesome. Care Bear stare!


Keep asking me anything in the comments and I'll keep adding it to this article.

Kisses,
Pi


P.S. If you want to chill with Pi, come hang out in #usa-chat. It's still the place for cool kids. Oh, yeah, I'm usually chatting under the nick Mellie on Rizon.