[SRB / ENG] Šljivovica za sve! / Šljivovica for everybody!

Day 1,168, 00:46 • Published in Serbia Serbia • by Ludooki


ENGLISH version bellow.

Ko neće da čita zid teksta može odmah da odskroluje do stripa. Ali bi bilo lepo i da pročitate ovo pre njega, jer se odnosi upravo na vas koji ovo čitate.

Nisam planirao da izdajem ovaj broj još uvek, a definitivno nisam planirao da objavljujem novi strip još neko vreme. Nisam očekivao ni gigantski talas odobravanja i pozitivnih reakcija koji je nastupio nepunih deset minuta nakon objavljivanja prethodnog teksta. Svakako nisam očekivao skoro 1 900 glasova zahvaljujući kojima je članak vrlo brzo izbio na čelo dnevne štampe u eSrbiji, a nešto kasnije i na internacionalnom nivou. Još manje sam očekivao preko 1 000 vaših pretplata koje su mi donele Media Mogul medalju i veliki „thumbs up“ za nastavak sa radom na ovim novinama. Izuzmemo li razne MMM akcije ovo mora da je neki rekord u dostizanju 1k pretplata. 🙂

Prvo hvala svima vama koji ste uopšte pročitali tekst, odnosno pogledali strip. Hvala svima vama koji ste izglasali tekst čak do TOP 1 International. Hvala svima vama koji ste se pretplatili na ove novine i omogućili mi da dobijem tu značkicu koja je jedan od malobrojnih ciljeva kojima sam u ovoj igri težio još od v1. To i FM čije uzimanje će još potrajati. 🙂 Hvala svima vama koji ste besomučno reklamirali Ludooka Zborenja preko shoutboxa i svima vama koji ste mi skakali po glavi dok nisam ponovo otvorio ove novine. Jer, da niste, ništa od ovoga se ne bi ni dogodilo. Neću vas posebno nabrajati, znate vi koji ste, a i ima vas poprilično. 😛 Hvala vam i zato što ću od sada svaki tekst morati da prevodim i na engleski jer imam dosta pretplatnika koji nisu Srbi. 😛

Mislim da je u redu i da stavim neku vrstu disklejmera u vezi sa stripom (prethodnim, ovim i svim narednim koje ikada budem napravio), jer je ipak bilo i komentara koji nisu u potpunosti odobravali sve napisano i predstavljeno. Neću ga stavljati u svim tekstovima, ali bih voleo da makar negde ostane zapisan, pa zašto ne bi bio ovde.

Naravno da se većina stvari koje su opisane, predstavljene, napisane i interpretirane u prethodnom stripu nikada nisu dogodile u ovoj igri. Ja ne znam da li su eAmerikanci ZAISTA tražili išta od eBugarske. Ne znam ni da li eRumuni ZAISTA prave šale na račun svojih saveznika. Ne znam da li je eHrvatska ZAISTA tražila naše regije od eUSA. Ne znam i ne interesuje me, jer to i nije bila poenta tog teksta. Poenta je bila da se svi kolektivno zabavimo. Ja u njegovom pravljenju, a vi u njegovom čitanju.

Sve napisano je fikcija i zajebancija. Zajebancija koja treba da uveseli ljude. Ako neko to ne vidi, već želi da vidi neki vid podrugivanja drugome, ili neko političko-nacionalno prepucavanje, ja ne mogu da mu pomognem nikako osim da ga uputim da opet pročita ceo tekst. Zaista me ne zanima da li je neko koristio skriptu, niti kome ju je posle prosledio, niti kako EDEN postupa sa svojim saveznicima, niti šta je radila eTurska, niti ko je gde preleteo i šta je posle radio. Stvari su se uklopile u taj fiktivni scenario i ja sam ih ubacio. I ništa više.

Nikoga ne mrzim, niti imam loše mišljenje o bilo kome ko igra ovu igru i čak i ako smo na suprotnim stranama to ne znači da ne možemo zajedno da se zajebavamo. Ovo je igra – igrajmo se.

Kao što već rekoh, nisam nameravao da još uvek izdajem nastavak stripa, ali ste me pretekli brojnim pretplatama, tako da je red da vam se odužim makar na ovaj način i dovršim tu epizodicu. Stripova će biti i u narednim brojevima. Verovatno ne odmah i svakako ne u svim narednim tekstovima, ali će ih biti. Ne znam kada i kojim tempom, jer morate razumeti da sam ograničen. Ne mogu ja da stignem da odgledam toliko serija i filmova koliko vi možete da pročitate stripova. 🙂 Uživajte.

Ako ne vidite strip u punoj veličini kliknite levim tasterom miša na sliku da vam se otvori u novom tabu.



P.S. Ovo je Kobi Smolders i ona odobrava ovaj novinski tekst (što se vidi iz činjenice da se u istom pojavljuje 😛)!



ENGLISH VERSION

If you don’t want to read the wall of text you are free to scroll down to comic. But it would be nice to check it out because it’s about you, the readers of these newspaper.

I didn’t plan to publish this text so soon, and I definitly didn’t plan to make another comic for a while. I didn’t expect a gigantic wave of aproval and positive reactions that came in less than 10 minutes after publishing of my previous text. I certainly didn’t expect almost 1 900 votes thanks to which that article quickly went to the top of eSerbian media, and the same thing happened with the International news little later. I even less expected over 1 000 of your subsriptions which helped me get the Media Mogul medal and a big thumbs up for continuing my work on these newspaper. If we set aside various MMM actions this must be some kind of a record in reaching 1k subsribers. 🙂

First of all, thank you all who even read that article. Thank you all who voted it up to TOP 1 International. Thank you all for subscribing and giving me the possibility to get that little badge which was one of the few goals that I had in this game since v1. That, and FM which I won’t take so soon. 🙂 Thank you all who advertised Ludooka Zborenja through the shoutbox and to all of you who made me start the newspaper again. Because, if you didn’t, all of this would never have happened. I won’t write each one of your names, because you know who you are, and there a lot of you out there. 😛 Thank you also because I will now have to translate every article to English since I now have many subscribers which are not Serbs. 😛

I think that writting some sort of a disclaimer is in order, regarding the previous and this comic, and all the future comics that I will make. There were some comments that didn’t aprove all that was written and interpreted, and I would like to explain some things. I won’t put this in all my texts, but I would like to write it down somewhere, so why not here.

Ofcourse, most of the things which were described, presented, written and interpreted in previous comic never actually happened in this game. I don’t know if eAmericans REALLY asked anything from eBulgaria. I don’t know if eRomania REALLY makes jokes on the account of their allies. I don’t know if eCroatia REALLY asked our regions from eUSA. I don’t know, and I don’t care, because that wasn’t the point of the text. The point was for all of us to have some good fun. Me by making it, and you by reading it.

All written is fiction and joking. One big joke that was made to make people happy. If somebody doesn’t see that, or wants to see some political or national insult I can’t help him. I can only tell him to read the whole text again. I really don’t care if somebody used the script, and who did he gave it to later, or in which way does EDEN treat its members, or what did eTurkey do, or who came from which alliance, and what did he do after that. Things clicked into that fictional scenario while I was making the comic and I put them there. That’s it.

I don’t hate anyone, and I don’t have a bad opinion on anyone who is playing this game and even if we are on different sides that doesn’t mean that we can’t have a good laugh together. This is a game, so let’s play it.

As I already said, I didn’t intend to publish the second part of the comic yet, but you tricked me with your numerous subscriptions, so I think I should thank you by doing it now and finish that little chapter. There will be more comics in future articles. Probably not in the next one, and certainly not all the time, but there will be more of them. I don’t know when and how often because I am little limited with my resources, you have to understand that. I can’t watch series and movies as quickly as you can read commics. 🙂 Enjoy.

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P.S. This is Cobie Smulders, and she approves this text (since she is in it, obviously 😛)!