[South Africa] Ramblings of a South African eTerrorist
ZironiaInc
Really cracked me up that one,I must say.Let’s all take a moment to chuckle at this title we’ve been given.Everyone set? Good!Let’s get down to business:
As you may or may not know,presidential elections are closing in.Now,in a normal country,this would mean we’d have to start thinking about who to vote for,but this is not a normal country,now is it?We’re here in Brazil and all across the world with a precise purpose:To cause as much grief and frustration to our would-be masters and to generally do our best to ensure that they do their worst.Within game rules of course,which is why I would like to ask all of our friends to keep the swearing and the name-calling to a minimum.You must all understand that the Brazilians are really really re-heheheheeee-ally getting tired of us.And who could blame them?For being sick of us no one.For taking what wasn’t theirs to begin with?I can think of a few people who would like that mystery solved.
Anyway,back to the matter at hand,let’s go over a short list of what we have done to our “friends”:we have denied them a decent media,we have dropped productivity at as many companies as our numbers pemitted and we have given them one or two gray strokes of hair,whether they want to admit it or not.
We can do more,however,something more important.We can deny them one of their allies’ help and support.We can make sure that they don’t have a friendly neighbor to the south of their new regions.We can make sure that Matzanesia becomes a reality!So if you have moving tickets,get your arse to Indonesia(Western Cape or any original Indonesian region) and,come Friday the 5th of June,we will have a friend in Matzanesia.We will get a shot at least at partial liberation.
If you don’t have the funds to get your behind to Indonesia please contact this org about the necessary moving tickets and detailed orders.
Any donations are also welcome to this org,so keep that in mind.
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Question of the day: What does an eTerrorist say when he signs off?
Cheers!
Comments
Ahoy capitan! Let the killing...oh, I mean, let the democratic voting process begin!!!
You are more than welcome to join the fray on Friday...the only thing I can surely promise is that we are going to give them really HARD time.
"You got a friend in Matzanesia" - Randy Newman
The Brazilians have been at a comedic roast for going on a fortnight now. Do they still not get the joke? 😉
Gosh... some Portuguese speaking people really are slow.
Yeah,I'm a regular Dean Martin,ain't I?🙂
No,we aren't getting tired of you.
Actually you amuse us.
We like your style.
Keep posting.
we will...
What about webcomic versions of your articles? Would make them even funnier.
Ronaldo, enfim, voltará ao time do Corinthians. Depois de ficar fora dos dois últimos jogos do Alvinegro, o Fenômeno foi liberado pelo departamento médico para enfrentar o Vasco, nesta quarta-feira, às 21h50m, no Pacaembu, pelo segundo jogo das semifinais da Copa do Brasil.
O Fenômeno sofreu uma contratura na panturrilha direita no dia 12 de abril, véspera da partida contra o Fluminense. Mesmo assim, ainda disputou outras três partidas, mas precisou de um período de tratamento para que o problema não se agravasse.
Desde a quarta-feira passada, Ronaldo já vem treinando sem sentir dores no local, porém, acabou poupado, como todos os titulares, do clássico frente ao Santos, na Vila Belmiro. Nesta segunda-feira, ele participou de um trabalho na academia do clube, no Parque São Jorge, com o restante do grupo.
A partir de terça-feira, o técnico Mano Menezes começa a preparar a equipe para o duelo diante do Vasco. O treinador deve comandar um coletivo, no CT do Parque Ecológico do Tietê. Ele não tem qualquer desfalque por suspensão ou contusão. A única ausência é a do lateral-esquerdo André Santos, que se apresenta à seleção brasileira nesta segunda-feira para a disputa dos jogos contra Uruguai e Paraguai, pelas eliminatórias da Copa do Mundo, e da Copa das Confederações, na África do Sul.
i need tickets please give. and weapons too.
Ronaldo
No no, you have to rename their country and always refer to it by that name to really get to them 😛
A new flag would also help
yes...just think of something annoying (and not heroic at all)...like we did with "matza" (the more informal and funnier name in Romanian for cat).
Little South Africa sounds like a decent name...
Dude, do not go easy on them...it doesn't have to be understood by everybody, it can be one or your local puns (in English, Afrikaans, etc).
You could call it Transvaal in the memory of President Kruger...they are always singing the Lion song...maybe you can do something with that.
Nice iniciative!
que ronaldo o que... agora a modinha é 'adriano'
How to defeat eBrazil
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-south-africa-how-to-defeat-ebrasil-817971/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-sou[..]/1/20
Vote up this eCanadian article to help [South Africa] articles in Brazil.
It's a PTO HQ article in eCanada:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/peace-with-brazil-peace-in-south-africa-give-a-piece-of-your-mind-canada-817941/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/peac[..]/1/20
Our kwerekwere invaders, will soon be running with their tales between their legs.