[SoS] The Alliance Stuffs

Day 1,690, 22:52 • Published in USA USA • by GoneAndGone

Hello my fellow citizens. Today, I have prepared this article not just for you, but for the readers around the world, their president, their congressmen, and their cabinets.

Recently, a lot of rumors, discussion, and overall drama have occurred by the article released by the then, and current, Canadian president Rylde. My previous boss, former President Israel Stevens, attempted to get a lid on everything, and get people to calm down. Regardless of what that did or did not achieve, it is important for everyone to know a few key things about this alliance.

1) The four starting countries

The United States, Poland, Spain, and Brazil are just the first four countries who plan on signing on board. To be able to bring in other countries, we need an alliance to bring them into. By compiling these four countries first, we are able to establish a strong foundation for the alliance. Kanye didn’t make his mansion without first laying the foundation, and, we can’t build an alliance without a similar foundation.

2) It is still in the negotiations stages

All the countries who are presently involved are still working out the exact terms of how this is going to work. We are making great strides in this due to great communication between all four countries, and an ability to reach agreements that we all benefit from, and believe the alliance will benefit from in the future.

3) We are not abandoning our allies

While we do a lot of damage, we know that the United States is nothing without the support, both militarily and otherwise, of the great allies we have. Many of our allies have crossed that border between ally and true bro. As such, we are attempting to bring our bros with us into this alliance. While they have not yet been contacted, they will be contacted at a future time, which will most likely occur in the coming days or week.

4) A lot of the information can’t be released yet

People are asking, and in some cases demanding, that we tell them more about this alliance. Unfortunately, this is not possible at this time. Instead, just sit back, relax, sip some tea, and wait. Information will come out soon, trust me. When it does, you’ll know more than you do now 😃

I urge all of my readers here, whether domestic or otherwise, to just calmly wait. Things aren’t changing yet, and when they do, you’ll know. In the meantime, please, send me a PM either here or on IRC. My nick on IRC is Tenshibo, you can find me in #us-state and #whitehouse.public. I can handle all of your inquiries about this, and will assist you in any way I can. I got this shit, I’m a straight up baller like that 😃

Thank you for reading and understanding these things.
- Secretary of State, Tenshibo