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My fellow eBelgians.

Your SoFUN is back. Who would have thought that it would be so hard to Sell Out. The amount of CEO’s coming through these doors and the amount of free Lunch. Now I know how Doctors feel when Pharmaceutical Reps come by.

Anyway, this is besides the point. We finally found our perfect partner for this article and you will see his advertising later on in the article but first let’s talk about news shall we ?

As official government sources stated, a Training War with eFrance was cancelled due to unforeseen consequences. The government article did not specify, but our sources told us that the leading French General had been involved in a tragic incident.

According to our source, the General was travelling with his wife, her Sister, their Maid and a French Exchange Student. A fight broke out and the car hit a chicken farm. The French General, immediately held up a White Flag and proceeded to surrender to the chickens, before running away screaming. The other passengers were picked up by the Farmer and brought safely back home. The General is still missing. We asked the French Government for confirmation, but got none. A leading military expert, BelgiumGeneral stated that he did not expect anything else from the French. It was clear that French Generals are terrible and highly incompetent. He considers this a poor excuse to avoid a real fight.

We shall inform you as soon as we have more information.


In national matters, Raskol has returned after being missing for a few months. His owners were extremely happy with his return, stating that Raskol seemed fatter and more lazy than usual.
“It just saddens us to see that he has gone away again, he wishes to visit the Baltic States.”

Well, we wish Raskol a charming journey and we hope that he visits it before Putin does.


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And last but not least, an incredible story from London, New Jersey Mexico, Canada, England

Local News reports tell us that the police arrested two small kids at the Kings Cross Station. Witnesses told the police that the two kids asked for Platform 9 ¾ and repeatedly ran against the pillars.

When the Police arrived, both were laying unconscious on the floor and received medical attention. At the local hospital, Dr. Who, JD, Cox, House made both of them undergo medical examinations. It was here that the Doctors found out that the red haired Kid’s Brain was immune to damage. After a psychological examination, it was clear that this kid had a even lower IQ then billionaire war veteran Forrest Gump. This meant that he wasn't adorable at all, but just stupid.
The black haired Kid was brought home, to his adoptive family. He remained there for a week until the Social Services intervened, stating that the adoptive parents were unable to take care of the child.

He is currently in Police Protection after the Police arrested a old man in wizard robes, who was spying on the innocent child.

That’s it from my side.

Stay fresh and don’t forget to SELL OUT

Yours Truly,

SoFUN MCKitkat