[Slightly Delayed] eAustralian of the Year Awards

Day 2,243, 13:38 • Published in Australia Argentina • by Pat McCrutch

So, while I've been very busy lately >.>, the final votes have been received and tallied. Here are the results;

eAustralian of the Year - Dr Hugh Jardon
For his work with young eAustralians in the JDS system as well as the ADF, and being an all-round top bloke.

Politician of the Year - Venja
Venja, the stalwart that keeps coming back. Having served 7 times as MoF and twice as Chief of Staff this year, (and I haven't checked his terms as PP either) Venja is a deserving winner.

Recruit of the Year - Pat McCrutch
Oh you guyz....

Tank of the Year - Wyvernjack
No surprises here, for his meteoric rise to Titan, Wyvernjack has been one hell of a tank.

Journalist of the Year - James Rellori
In a close final result, the publisher of the Rellori Report Comics came out on top, tittie sprinkles to you James Rellori.

Troll of the Year - Mick Gatto/Tiana C/bk"stop threatening me you scumbag racist and woman beater"83
In a hard fought race against Mick Gatto, Mick Gatto/Tiana C/bk"stop threatening me you scumbag racist and woman beater"83 came out on top for Troll of the Year.

Most Loved - Miss Wolf
For her friendly attitude and dedication to her Diggers, Miss Wolf was a great choice for eAustralia's most loved.

Most Hated - Binda33
Harsh...

Prime Minister who had the biggest ragequit after being discovered to be a racist lying thug (of the year) - Mick Gatto
Although he did have some strong competition in Not Mick Gatto, it was always clear that this award was safely in Mick's grasp.

Best Military Unit- Australian Diggers
Out of only two MU's nominated, the Australian Diggers came out well ahead.



There you have it folks, the eAustralian of the Year Awards for 2013. Feel free to gloat, congratulate or complain below. 🙂