[SKA Wars] Goku, I am your Father!

Day 2,051, 12:40 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by The Vagabonds

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With the eUK gearing up for yet another CP election, us kind folks at SKA thought we should show you why, on the 5th of July, you should be voting for the only hope the eUK has left.


The eUK has a history of blindly voting. This has and continues to lead to us having to deal with second rate leaders. So it comes as no surprise that July's election will consist of front runners such as the offensively named, New Era backed Sambo112 or a player thats active while we sleep, and sleeping while the nation is active, Bohemond4, backed by TUP.


Other parties may blindly put up candidates knowing that the simple weight of the party name will carry them forwards. Well us here in the Skatalites are not afforded such luxury, our members are blessed with eyesight. Instead we rely on the fact that our candidates are the most sexy and intelligent players the eUK have at their disposal. Which other crossbow wielding candidate can call upon a giant squirrel called Colin when battling NAZI's in an effort to keep the eUK fun, or pilot a smugglers spaceship through dangerous sectors of space, or be able to trace their bloodline to such nobility such as, the Star Wars actor Chewbaca, the religious leader Jewbaca and the famed gangsta rapper 2pacca?


Only one and he goes by the name WookieO



WookieO dispensing the crowd of 'NewEralites Against Zany Ideas' (commonly referred to as New Era)


With such back up as Colin the Giant NAZI Hating Squirrel and Harrison Ford, to call upon should the term take an unexpected nasty turn, WookieO will be able to handle anything the eWorld of eRepublik should throw at us.





So wake up eUK, stop voting in 2nd (and at times, 3rd and 4th) rate leaders. This month do something wacky, crazy and unheard of round these parts. Vote for a real leader!


Vote for HORICEWOOKIEO4CP


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Sambo racist
Bohemond4 rarely seen in daylight hours.
Giant Squirrel
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