[SirMokeShag] Open Letter To eRomania

Day 1,141, 09:17 • Published in Romania Hungary • by FKgP

My days as the Hungarian President are almost over, and my dreams to destroy you seem to be left unfulfilled. My only consolation is that not we, but you started this recent war, and until now, you had significant troubles (to put it mildly) erasing us again. This won’t change, so please abandon all hopes of visiting our beautiful Budapest again, in an unfriendly, not-touristy manner.

Some of you may remember that more than a month ago, I almost ran for the Romanian presidency. I promised you a lot of bad things, but as a man of my words, I had to cancel to Ungodly Doom Project, and return to eHungary. Afterall, a good fight must happen on the battlefield. It’s a shame that our encounters turned into boring and repetitive pillow-fights.

You are my Archenemy. This is nothing personal… Ok, it is. For you see, in order to keep my mental wellness in balance and my deeper frustrations at bay, I need something to hate passionately. You seemed like good choice. In my daily hate-sessions, I spend a great deal of time taunting and shaking fists at you national flag. I don’t burn it, because replacing would cost a lot. And I haven’t got much money. In Real Life, I achieved nothing of importance; they don’t even let me join the freakin congress. So instead of drinking whiskey in a hot tub, accompanied by three supermodels with sizeable boobs, I write this open letter filled with rage and hate, to You!

Jokes aside, I consider eRomania to be one of the smartest and strongest players in eRepublik. Without tough opponents, no game is really worth playing. Defeating a cannon fodder country bears little glory.

Dunno what our common future holds, but with all due respect, in order to restore the Cosmic Balance of Karma, you need a good whipping on your behinds. I’ll be there to make sure, you won’t escape this fate! Gwaaah!

Sir Moke Shag
president of eHungary.

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